Omg, I'm new!

[tender situation]

I am not good at introductions. But I'll try my best.

I am 25 years old, I am female, I am Canadian.

I like music, learning, books, and apple pie. Especially freshly baked. Nothing quite beats freshly baked apple pie. With the possible exception of cheese, I'm a pretty big fan of that too.

This looks a pretty cool spot, I look forward to hanging out here and getting to know everyone.

That is all.

[Shivvenfist]

I told you it was badass! Thanks for coming!

[Toe Cutter]

Hi. To both of you guys.

[Phoenix Blue]

Hello tender situation! Why I think you did just fine on your introduction. Welcome to BB!

[Bondage Clown]

Welcome... and be merry...

Don't step on any midgets.. they are sensitive...
BC

[keiko]

Greetings and Salutations! I'm K, the resident Know-It-All, also called Pain in the Butt. Hope you enjoy your stay!
K

[TheDeathKnight]

Apple pie...

Kinky indeed.

[VoldtaEngler]

Greetings and Salutations! I'm K, the resident Know-It-All, also called Pain in the Butt. Hope you enjoy your stay!
K

K..how many times i gotta tell you it wont be a pain in the butt if you massage it first!

oh...wha? oh...hi tender!

[P I L O T]

tender meat tends to have the most sensation,.. and hurt the most.

welcome 2 the forum,...

[Angel Slayer]

hi. canada's rad.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Hello and welcome...a canadian that loves apple pie? That sounds a bit antinationalistic to me...when do you intend to tell the Prime Minister (or who ever is incharge of Canada ) that you also love baseball and fighting wars you have no business being involved in.

...those are the defining characteristics of Americans, right?

[tender situation]

Thanks for the welcome, guys.

Spaceman, this is why I also love the cheese. Off-set the pie. Cant completely turn my back on my country, now can I?!

.... This makes little sense. There is nothing particularly Canadian about cheese. But we'll pretend, pretending is fun.

[Angel Slayer]

for some reason, in wa everyone relates canada with cheese. i have read in SEVERAL asyrian texts that ancient canadians founded their country with burnt offerings to a cheese-carved idol.

[tender situation]

I... I had no idea.

This is proving to be a life-changing revelation.

[Angel Slayer]

not NEARLY as life changing as the isntances during the canadian cheese prohibition when "cheese runners" employed by the Canadian mob would brave the brazen border patrol with american sharp stashed under their touques. it was brutal. learn your heritage!!

[tender situation]

You know, I did once noticed that when played backwards cheese is mentioned several times in the National Anthem. I thought it was just some sort of sick, twisted joke.

Did you know that there is no such thing as cheese in a can in Canada? Really! Im sure it's available illegally through underground networks and whatnot but... I obviously dont know much about cheese & my country so I cant say for sure...

[VoldtaEngler]

cheese comes from happy cows in california... or so the commercials say.

[tender situation]

Cheese is happy Californian-cow commodity? Well now I'm just confused. I don't know what to believe anymore. TV never lies.

[Angel Slayer]

i've only seen a few cows since i moved here... and none of them look all that happy. i prefer the cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow... but that's just me.

[tender situation]

Well, everyone knows that only good things come from rancid teat of fanged cow. How could it be otherwise? Rancid teat in and of itself is just godly. Pair that up with fanged cow and... well... there's no limit to the greatness that can follow.

[VoldtaEngler]

http://www.realcaliforniacheese.com/...page=2&start=1

happy cow commercial hehe..

[tender situation]

Haha! That's just great.

I didn't know cows play football.

[vinylkitty]

No cheese in a can???? What do you use for lube????





oh, and welcome! teehee!

[tender situation]

Canada is the country of Beavers, Beer in Thin Cans, Hockey, and Newfies... as well as Tim Hortons. Please do not forget the significance of Tim Hortons. The country would be so much less high-strung and caffiene riddled without our over-priced coffee.

The Man on the Moon is a Newfie, did you know that? My father told me that once. He had been drinking.

Nope, no cheese in a can, we do have Cheese Whiz in a jar though, ever try that? Makes for decent lube. Sometimes you just gotta make due with what you've got.

Thanks for the welcome, I like ramblings.

[VoldtaEngler]

No cheese in a can???? What do you use for lube????

thats filthy

[Morning Glory]

not NEARLY as life changing as the isntances during the canadian cheese prohibition when "cheese runners" employed by the Canadian mob would brave the brazen border patrol with american sharp stashed under their touques. it was brutal. learn your heritage!!

that's actually why it's called sharp chedder. they would age the cheese until it become very hard and then file it down to a cutting edge to use as weapon against people that tried to stop them.

[Vitorro]

Cheese whiz... makes ya wonder where it comes from?? Bulls perhaps? hmmmmmm...............Greetings tender, enjoy the boards while I ponder this enigma of Cheese taking a leak

[mmmcherry]

cheeze whiz has mind control drugs in it.

i have read in SEVERAL asyrian texts that ancient canadians founded their country with burnt offerings to a cheese-carved idol.

well... it seems that... these ancient canadians... maybe from british columbia... also worshipped BC bud. THATS RIGHT our weed is apparently better than the crack in japan... who knew? we fuckin rule
YAY CANADA!!! haha *dances around all happy now that i have another canadian to party with*
WHO WANTS BACON, EH!!!

[the_darkness_calls]

cheese whiz reminds me of my grandmother, she loves that stuff.... and yeah, yay canada! i live fairly close to it and my family is very french canadian... hehe

now i want some cheese.....

[tender situation]

well... it seems that... these ancient canadians... maybe from british columbia... also worshipped BC bud. THATS RIGHT our weed is apparently better than the crack in japan... who knew? we fuckin rule
YAY CANADA!!! haha *dances around all happy now that i have another canadian to party with*
WHO WANTS BACON, EH!!!

BC bud is the smoke of the gods! lol. Not that Im good pals with the stuff or anything, I live on the other side of the country. But y'know. It finds its way over this way every now and then.

I want some cheese now too. And BC bud. Wow. Screw harps, that'd be heaven. Feel like Im at its gates right now just thinking about it... Mmm... cheese....

[VoldtaEngler]

enjoy this picture of the queen of england
The subliminal message may overwhelm the actual photo though

[tender situation]

Haha. My goodness, the Queen of England is looking delightfully scrumptious these days..

[Evilbink]

Welcome and enjoy..............seems like you have already fallen face first into the mire.

[Dirt&Blood]

Hello!

[Lady Alias]

Canada is groovay. ^^

[johnny]

Canada is the country of Beavers, Beer in Thin Cans, Hockey, and Newfies...

Don't forget the mooses, eh? And let's not forget yummy maple syrup.

[tender situation]

Ah yes, the mooses. Along our major highways there are signs all over the place warning to watch out for the mooses. One time I saw one dead on the side of the road, had been hit by a car. What a huge animal! And maple syrup... now I've never seen one those dead on the side of the road hit by a car but I have helped tap maple trees to collect the sap before!

We've also forgotten about the flannel shirts. Gotta love a bit of the ol' flannel.

[swt&inc angel??]

Hello enjoy your stay