irrational fears...

[Agent Vicious Vivaldi]

Ewww that's gross!

[Jax]

Thats fucked up...

[Rockwulf]

Thats fucked up...

Ah c'mon, it was just a little internet prank that really can't do anOH MY GOD DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!

[Jax]

Lol, now I remember why I missed this place so much this past month;p

[Rockwulf]

We missed your back....er, I mean we missed you back.....YOU.....heehee *runs away*

[Jax]

Lol, yeah right, I know my ass is sweet;] And Ill still moon ya for old times sake!

[mmmcherry]

heh ugh that cockroach is nasty :S theyre ugly fuckers arent they?
i can handle them tho.. and most other bugs... but spiders... HELL no. i know most of them cant hurt me if they bite... but still.. ill freak.
but ive learned that if i get pissed off at them being in my bedroom, im too busy being mad at them to be scared of them HAH!!

[Rockwulf]

Lol, yeah right, I know my ass is sweet;] And Ill still moon ya for old times sake!

*taps foot impatiently*

[Evilbink]

*taps foot impatiently*

YEAH !! come on hottie...DROP 'EM !!

[Spaceman Spiff]

*makes noises like a chicken*

[Jax]

*taps foot impatiently*

Lol, Im too lazy to go find my mooning link. Its on the boards here somewhere. Just imagine it, typical man making the chick do all the work;p

[Jax]

Let me rephrase that...typical MEN making the chicks do all the work;p

[Evilbink]

Aww come on..give us a break..besides..you know you want to. LOL

[Rockwulf]

Lol, Im too lazy to go find my mooning link. Its on the boards here somewhere. Just imagine it, typical man making the chick do all the work;p

Let me rephrase that...typical MEN making the chicks do all the work;p

Hey now, I resent that! You made the offer, I merely accepted.

And I don't know where these other vagrants showed up from. It ain't like you offered to moon THEM! You're mine damnit! MINE! Now I'm gonna have to go all creepy and stalk you. Do you see what laziness gets you? Do you see?

[Jax]

Aww come on..give us a break..besides..you know you want to. LOL

Wether I want to or not has no bearing on this situation;p

[Jax]

Stalkers are sexy, especially if they send me something in the mail. It makes me feel important. The creepier the better! Other guys are your problem, I like violence so fight for me;p HAHA!

Oh and fuck you too you cockroach lover...

[Rockwulf]

Stalkers are sexy, especially if they send me something in the mail. It makes me feel important. The creepier the better! Other guys are your problem, I like violence so fight for me;p HAHA!

Oh and fuck you too you cockroach lover...

*FedEx Overnight's a sexy box of live cockroaches*

[VoldtaEngler]

id fight for ya jax.. theres a war in my pants and i think the left side is winning

[mmmcherry]

a sexy box of live cockroaches???
omg...

[Jax]

Lol, VoldtaEngler saved me from puking after thinking about a box of 'sexy' (WTF??) cockroaches...

[mmmcherry]

hahaa i kinda dont want to know what "war in my pants" means though...

[skintwisterman]

Alright. So far, THIS thread is my irrational fear.

...

Keep it up.

[Rockwulf]

Lol, VoldtaEngler saved me from puking after thinking about a box of 'sexy' (WTF??) cockroaches...

You said that stalkers who sent you things were sexy...I offered to send you a box of cockroaches after volunteering to stalk you.

Thereby making the box of roaches sexy by default. See how it makes them sexy now?

[darkcerberus_25]

I've one major irrational fear: amusment park clowns they are always happy. I'm ok with ICP but not the ones that have all that color. They freak me out so much I just want to beat them all to death.

[Toe Cutter]

I just want to beat them all to death.

Like me, fucker?

[Toe Cutter]

My irrational fear is that this guy is my real Dad:

[Jax]

You said that stalkers who sent you things were sexy...I offered to send you a box of cockroaches after volunteering to stalk you.

Thereby making the box of roaches sexy by default. See how it makes them sexy now?

I uderstand your logic, but it still wont process in my feeble little mind that anything peretaining to cockroaches can be sexy... *shudder*.

[Mindgames]

I'm with jax - a box of cockroaches only says "I love you" to two people in this world - Gil Grissham and Quentin Tarantino. A true devoted fan would have broken into her house, captured the cockroach she's afraid of (not just any old roach... it has to be the special roach), pickled it and mounted it as the centerpiece of their personal Jax Shrine. She'd never know you were there except for the fact all her CDs were sorted alphabetically by producer.

c'mon.. let's be professional about perversion!


mG

[gothic rose]

I have agroaphobia (fear of wide open spaces)

[Jax]

I'm with jax - a box of cockroaches only says "I love you" to two people in this world - Gil Grissham and Quentin Tarantino. A true devoted fan would have broken into her house, captured the cockroach she's afraid of (not just any old roach... it has to be the special roach), pickled it and mounted it as the centerpiece of their personal Jax Shrine. She'd never know you were there except for the fact all her CDs were sorted alphabetically by producer.

c'mon.. let's be professional about perversion!


mG

OMG!!! ROFLMAO!

That has GOT to be the best thing Ive read. You have just rocked my socks.

[DARKGYM]

I wouldn't call it a fear but I find the thought of a giant squid unnerving, regular squid and octopus don't bother me much but I still think they're kinda creepy.

[skintwisterman]

My irrational fear is that this guy is my real Dad:

"Die Juden müssen gestreichelt werden!"

[Rockwulf]

I uderstand your logic, but it still wont process in my feeble little mind that anything peretaining to cockroaches can be sexy... *shudder*.

Oh, I beg to differ!

[Shivvenfist]

Mimes...

[VoldtaEngler]

Mimes...

this is what happens when king diamond trys to go towards the hot topic crowd for sales