YOU CAN"T TAKE ME ANYWHERE
OK> This is the funniest thing I have heard in forever.
So last nigt I went out to sushi with a friend and ordered spicy vegitarian rolls. THey were really fucking spicy. So what do I do? Quench my thirst with 2 large saki's and a beer, of course. Needless to say I was pretty enebriated when we left and went straight home to my lover's house and went sleep. Honestly, I remember getting dropped off but not getting in bed. The older I get the more mixing alcohol screws me up. I think the events of this evening are evidence of that.....
This morning I woke up and went about my day as usual. My lover boy asked me "so did you figure out why that towel was on the floor this morning?"
"No", I tell him, "I was wondering though".
He tells me that in the middle of the night I get out of bed and go to the foot of the bed. He hears tinkeling and realizes that I am peeing on the floor at the foot of the bed.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"Peeing" I tell him.
"Don't you want to go to the bathroom?"
(Sarcasm...) "Yes."
I don't know about the rest of you all but I have not peed the bed in around a decade. Granted, I actually peed at the foot of the bed on the floor but still, who does that at the age of 24? I laughed so hard I almost peed myself again.
Then, to top it off, I started having a violent dream a few hours later in the night. I was thrashing around and yelling and my lover tries to wake me, telling me I am having a bad dream. What do I do? Punch him. I flailed my angry arm at him and punched him.
You can't take me anywhere.....
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