what i expect from my future wife

[drewblood]

i'm going to have a marriage contract written up just like this one:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

[Spaceman Spiff]

4 pages??!! Man that guy thinks highly of himself. And he was charged with multipule offences, other than just being an asshat...shocking.

[drewblood]

the part about obedience and the detailed measurements with how she has to shave her poonanie is just crazy.

[Angel Slayer]

hmm... did he tear this out of the promise keepers handbook?

[Bondage Clown]

I was just thinking.. There are a lot of loopholes... like he forgot to mention in that document that she was not to shoot him.. LOL

What a dip-thing

[Pull~My~Hair]

Beyond that being the MOST reatarded thing i've ever seen,

Under hygiene it says that she will shave her Chest every three days...

for someone being that shallow, i dont see him married to a woman that takes hidden tri-nightly trips to the bathroom.

[P I L O T]

at first i thought it was really funny but after skimming thru to page 3 I realized the guy really is an asshole,... i didn't even bother reading page 4

but some chicks really seem to dig that at first but treat things/people badly and just get tired of it.

insane and extreme

[Geist42]

It's funny until you realize that this jackass is serious, then it's just disturbing...

[Lady Alias]

I see his future.

He will get his balls crushed by one of those 'thigh highs'.

[HempKnight]

Wonder if his cellmate will write up a contract as well...

You WILL get cornholed EVERY night
You WILL enjoy it
You WILL call yourself Mary

You WILL NOT look at me while I cornhole you
You WILL NOT cry like the little bitch you are
You WILL NOT refuse me, EVER.

[drewblood]

Wonder if his cellmate will write up a contract as well...

You WILL get cornholed EVERY night
You WILL enjoy it
You WILL call yourself Mary

You WILL NOT look at me while I cornhole you
You WILL NOT cry like the little bitch you are
You WILL NOT refuse me, EVER.