i'm going to have a marriage contract written up just like this one:
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html
i'm going to have a marriage contract written up just like this one:
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html
4 pages??!! Man that guy thinks highly of himself. And he was charged with multipule offences, other than just being an asshat...shocking.![]()
the part about obedience and the detailed measurements with how she has to shave her poonanie is just crazy.
hmm... did he tear this out of the promise keepers handbook?![]()
I was just thinking.. There are a lot of loopholes... like he forgot to mention in that document that she was not to shoot him.. LOL
What a dip-thing
Beyond that being the MOST reatarded thing i've ever seen,
Under hygiene it says that she will shave her Chest every three days...
for someone being that shallow, i dont see him married to a woman that takes hidden tri-nightly trips to the bathroom.
at first i thought it was really funny but after skimming thru to page 3 I realized the guy really is an asshole,... i didn't even bother reading page 4
but some chicks really seem to dig that at first but treat things/people badly and just get tired of it.
insane and extreme
It's funny until you realize that this jackass is serious, then it's just disturbing...
I see his future.
He will get his balls crushed by one of those 'thigh highs'.
Wonder if his cellmate will write up a contract as well...
You WILL get cornholed EVERY night
You WILL enjoy it
You WILL call yourself Mary
You WILL NOT look at me while I cornhole you
You WILL NOT cry like the little bitch you are
You WILL NOT refuse me, EVER.
Originally Posted by HempKnight
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