The "My band sold out!" game

[Rockwulf]

The rules are simple. Take the lyrics from an existing song and turn them into a jingle for an ad company.

I'll start.

Band: Less Than Jake
Song: Shindo
Actual Lyrics:

"Something's out there
and it takes me away
from a world too small
too small to stay
something's out there"

Corporate Jingle for Pepto Bismal:

"Something's out there
and it takes away
my d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a-hey!"






Now you go...

[P I L O T]

i bet you have a whole ton more those,.. don't you

(i'm drawing a blank)

[Pull~My~Hair]

youre so creative it hurts me...i got nothin

[Morning Glory]

"This Song Title Available For Lease"

Hey this Bud is just for you, and all of those things that you do. Everyday at work you feel so used and abused, so just force it down with another brew.

Come to where the flavor is. Here in Marlboro Country you can have a rad cowboy hat just like his. This cigarette can't possibly kill you. The one that's gonna get ya is number one million and two.

Come on down to Jenny Craig. We'll help you take the weight off, maybe an arm or a leg. Starvation is the cure to poor self-esteem. Once your emaciated you'll be every man's dream.

What a pretty little butterfly... If it weren't for the good folks at Exxon, they would all die. Would the company that destroyed Alaska set aside an acre or two? To make commercials full of bullshit for me and you, people do.

And all the companies buy all the rights to all our songs in hopes that you'll think of thier products when you're humming along to the song on the radio when you're stuck in your car on the way to work. Yeah, your boss is a jerk. You'd like to blow him away. But instead you consume and escape.

[VoldtaEngler]

Band: NIN
Song: Last
Lyrics:
gave up trying to figure it out my head got lost along the way
worn out from giving it up my soul i pissed it all away
still stings these shattered nerves
pigs we get what pigs deserve
i'm going all the way down i'm leaving today

Jingle for Fish Bait
"Gave up trying to catch a big trout, he stole my bait and swam away
Worn out from casting it out, the line always snaps and sways away
Still these worms sting shattered nerves
Fish will get what fish deserve
Im going all the way down and leaving today"