new photos in 3 years!

[VoldtaEngler]

haha..so yep i got bored and decided to finally take a new photo of moi after i got in a fight with a bag of flour..(the bag apparently won). haha..ya. wonder how many crack jokes are gonna pop up

[grebo]

bukkake party!!!!!

[Evilbink]

Ok.. i'm not touching this one
but maybe you chould have a caption contest.

[mmmcherry]

what the hell!
you look like the pizza dough mixer at my work exploded on you :S
are you okay? haha

itd be more fun if it was icing sugar... then you could get someone to lick it all off haha!!

[Rockwulf]

Best of luck clearing up that nasty yeast infection.

[Bondage Clown]

That is what happens when you are blowing Casper.

[drewblood]

i had a gf in college with a septum piercing like that... it didnt look good on her, but it seems to fit you.


she was however much better at handling a hefty load of manseed without making such a mess. hahaaaaa

[Pull~My~Hair]

i had a gf in college with a septum piercing like that... it didnt look good on her, but it seems to fit you.


she was however much better at handling a hefty load of manseed without making such a mess. hahaaaaa

I knew I could count on you

[Lady Alias]

Crack certainly wasn't the first thing that came to mind.

[Mirren]

Do specially marked bags of flour have prizes in the bottom now ?

[mmmcherry]

kinda looks that way doesnt it hehee

so what exactly happened here??

[kellie]

Crack certainly wasn't the first thing that came to mind.

haha!

[forsakenn4everr]

if i could give facials like that i'ld have my own porn site

[VoldtaEngler]

hehe you guys are great

[MistressJennifer]

Are you sure you don't have some STD's or some diseases?

[Rockwulf]

Are you sure you don't have some STD's or some diseases?

Nah, he's fine. That's just how scrawny people look.

[VoldtaEngler]

Are you sure you don't have some STD's or some diseases?

uh..no..im clean. i only have 1 partner unlike some people

diseases on the other hand..everybody has a disease of some sort..

[Baby_Switchblade]

Heeheehee... damn! That's a mess and a half! ...And then there's all that flour! Nah, kidding, Voldta. Aside from the flour, you still look goooooood.... What the hell were you doing though?? :\

[Mr Karl]

sure that's a bag of flour

[VoldtaEngler]

Heeheehee... damn! That's a mess and a half! ...And then there's all that flour! Nah, kidding, Voldta. Aside from the flour, you still look goooooood.... What the hell were you doing though?? :\

i was making cookies and pulled the bag open like a bag of chips and *poof*..all over the place. so i thought id let ya guys make fun of me haha

[forsakenn4everr]

uh..no..im clean. i only have 1 partner unlike some people

diseases on the other hand..everybody has a disease of some sort..

mine's my ex-wife!

[Jessica]

If we just popped you into the fry-daddy for a few short moments, BAM! you'd be tasty...

[keiko]

I still think it's not fair that you never told me you were cute maybe I'll drive up and drop off your box o' goodies and a few other things
K

[LollipopxCunt]

Fried Voldta. Mmmmmm. Tasty. xD!

[Baby_Switchblade]

Hehe, you're such a good sport Voldta, if there was a pic of me like that, I'd never put it on the net, lmao. I'd be way too nervous about all the jokes coming my way... *looks at above comments*

[Black Spiral Dancer]

I'd be nervous about the replies too. Voldta, yo're a lot braver than me.

[VoldtaEngler]

lol shit i dont care if people crack jokes ;D
its all in good fun. if you cant laugh at yourself..then your boring!..thats my motto ;D

besides...keiko likes it... hehehehehahahahah *ahem*

[vinylkitty]

grebo wrote:bukkake party!!!!!


and no one invited me!

*pouts*

[BloodredProject2402]

more like blowing super man!

[Flip]

Voldta... you really wernt meant for the kitchen dude

[Flip]

lol shit i dont care if people crack jokes ;D
its all in good fun. if you cant laugh at yourself..then your boring!..thats my motto ;D

besides...keiko likes it... hehehehehahahahah *ahem*

the guys right, got to be able to laugh at yourself

[VoldtaEngler]

Voldta... you really wernt meant for the kitchen dude

no kiddin.. my specialty dish is toast. i burnt mac and cheese once and my rice ends up as balls of tofu somehow.
im not really a cook..although i can do deserts pretty well...except that day wasnt the day flour wanted to go into the kitchenaid!

[mmmcherry]

hahaa voldta dear... add more water to your rice. or get a rice cooker! best invention ever.
macaroni and cheeze is just horrid anyways...

[Oil~Boy 26]

Dont feel bad I burnt popcorn a few times and not the microwave kind either. The bad part is I graduated from a few cooking schools and worked along side some pretty good chefs in my time. go figure

OB~26

[Pull~My~Hair]

one time I forgot that i left a pan of water boiling for mac and cheese and the pan melted to the burner, like when you looked in the pan youd see the burner lol, we had to get a new burner for the stove, sucked ass. But im actually a good cook, i just smoke too much weed

[keiko]

i'm actually contemplating becomming a pastry chef. at least a baker of the best effing muffins :P i say voldta, muffins in your box? or peanut butter cookies?

K

[VoldtaEngler]

reeses cookies

[mmmcherry]

OMG DO IT KEIKO!!!
you can be the muffin specialist at my bakery hahaa!