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    Default Keiko i hate you...

    I know your playing Oblivion right now..i can sense it.

    P.S. got your snail mail letter! Ill write back as soon as i can but im moving in a few days..same area different place. So dont mail anything!

    oh ya..btw..did i mention I HATE/ENVY YOU! LOL

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    actually, I'm not. My XBox is in a box and i haven't got the scratch for the pc version. SO hate and envy me all you want but find a better reason. :P

    K

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    Default Re: Keiko i hate you...

    ooooh, can this be a new game?

    like the word association game?

    the one that won't die?

    ...um... wait...

    damnit, this game is hard... you're not very hateable keiko...

    ...keiko, i hate you because you made me realize that i don't know how to spell 'hate-able'.

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    Default Re: Keiko i hate you...

    This is why you should not hate when really you should support.

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    eh... i'm a hater.

    ...but i have to admit, hatin' on keiko ain't easy.

    she's too cool to be 'hello kitty'-makes-me-wanna-puke-too-cute.

    ...and she's damn cute to boot.

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    aw its okie
    i guess i forgot your still moving in :p

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    Default Re: Keiko i hate you...

    hahaa fuck this game KEIKO I LOVE YOUUUU!!!

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    keiko may not be... but i am

    Ninja Mage custom class kicks ass *leaps from building to building casting fireballs*

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    wish i could cast fireballs

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    Default Re: Keiko i hate you...

    hahaha...You know why I hate keiko? hahaha kidding. I don't hate Keiko.

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    okiee this wasnt a i hate keiko game dammit. i was expressing my *sarcasticness* hehe...in response to flip.... i hate you now. damn you!! ;D
    so flip..is it all that was hyped up to be..???? please say yes :P

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    “You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.”~

    Julie De Lespinasse

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
    okiee this wasnt a i hate keiko game dammit. i was expressing my *sarcasticness* hehe...in response to flip.... i hate you now. damn you!! ;D
    so flip..is it all that was hyped up to be..???? please say yes :P

    if you liked morrowind you will definately like this, it follows the same basics as morrowind obviously, the story is fantastic and the sheer size of the enviroment is amazing to say the least. Loads to do aswell, ive managed to do the mage quests to get access to the arcane university (only place to get enchant items and create spells) and i became the arena grand champion also (you get to choose a nickname and throughout the game people will mention seeing you fight and refer to you by your arena name :P)

    this is a tremendous game, hours and hours of play time, just like morrowind.

    Note of caution, if you get the pc version make sure you have a decent spec, mine is fine apart from the graphics card so i have had to turn alot of settings down and i still ocassionally get stutters, mainly in grassy areas, but its still very playable. I did run it with full effects just to admire the view... stunning

    i hear the only real difference between the 360 version and the pc version is the short loading times take a little longer.

    all thumbs up from me though, and now i shall venture back into Tamriel be seeing you :P


    some screenies a friend has taken:
    http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ga.g/oblivion/

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    *seethes with envy at flip*

    *kisses to voldta*

    K

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flip
    all thumbs up from me though, and now i shall venture back into Tamriel be seeing you :P
    some screenies a friend has taken:
    http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ga.g/oblivion/
    ooh! i cant wait
    Quote Originally Posted by Keiko
    *kisses to voldta*
    Oooh! i cant wait!

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    hahaa now im jealous of voldta... he gets kisses.. hehe

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    Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I spent 2 days downloading this game only to realize that my MONSTER workstation has a piddly little graphics card. So now I have to wait for the middle of the week to get my new card. And by then my spring break will be almost over.....grrrr



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    Unlucky rock, which card you looking to get? i definately recommend a highend one (obviously) i only managed to scrape together enough for one of the fairly low end models supported by the the game a good card just not strong enough to give the good detail at a decent framerate.

    oh, and buy the game ya cheapskate :P

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    Default Re: Keiko i hate you...

    he was..uh.. "demo-ing" it ...yea...thats it ...heh...

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    Default Re: Keiko i hate you...

    :P

    oh, kinda like how i demo movies?

    oh, im now Arch-mage of the mages guild

    bwhahahah!

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    i havent even finished the freaking mage or fighters guild for elder scrolls..i dunno if ill ever come back if i get oblivion..goodbye BB..youve been good to me... ;P

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    just for you voldta

    http://www.panogames.com/


    now you can pretend your playing

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    you know for a second..i had my fingers on WASD...

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    hehe

    that always reminds me of my FPS days, halfway through the game you would have someone say

    "OMG U F***'N CHEET!DWADSDAWDASDAWDWADSD"

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    Well the new card is in and I've already pulled one all-nighter in the game.

    I fucking LOVE this game, it's awesome.

    I found a ring with a "detect life for 65 feet" constant effect. Now I'm a freakin' ninja!

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    Default Re: Keiko i hate you...

    finished main storyline

    end is pretty cool, excellent story

    finishing off all the side stories (god knows how long that will take)

    loved thge main story though, very well written, if somewhat predictable at times :P

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    I'm trying to save the main quest to the end. I'm just exploring and stealing everything that ain't nailed down.

    I'm pissed that you can't taunt people into fighting you like you could in Morrowind though.

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    Default Re: Keiko i hate you...

    the only downside to it that i can think of is the retarded AI


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    Lol!

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    Default Re: Keiko i hate you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    I'm trying to save the main quest to the end. I'm just exploring and stealing everything that ain't nailed down.

    I'm pissed that you can't taunt people into fighting you like you could in Morrowind though.
    i had finished the mages guild and assassins guild before finishing the main storyline.

    assassins guild is pretty cool, and once you become top rank in any guild you can get members to follow you around and help ya out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flip
    the only downside to it that i can think of is the retarded AI
    SOOOOOOO TRUE!

    When I was in a really early level mission and wasn't too tough yet, I had to escort a slave and one of the routes had like three big ass Kabouti (?) that I could kick the shit out of one at a time if I lured one away by shooting it and having it chase me.

    Of course as soon as I shot it, the slave ran at it full speed and alearted the other two immediately. EVERY DAMN TIME!

    Luckily I figured out a way to keep her locked in a nearby cave so I could do all the work and come back and get her retarded ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    SOOOOOOO TRUE!

    When I was in a really early level mission and wasn't too tough yet, I had to escort a slave and one of the routes had like three big ass Kabouti (?) that I could kick the shit out of one at a time if I lured one away by shooting it and having it chase me.

    Of course as soon as I shot it, the slave ran at it full speed and alearted the other two immediately. EVERY DAMN TIME!

    Luckily I figured out a way to keep her locked in a nearby cave so I could do all the work and come back and get her retarded ass.

    hehe, yeah, ive suffered that many a time, gets worse when you become a higher level mage, one of my most used spells serves splash damage aswell, paralysis and shock. the amount of times ive had to restart the mission because the guy i was escorting ran into the splash area for the fun of it i cant remember

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    Just saw something that actually disturbed someone as sick as myself!

    I wish I could get a screnn-cap but I swear this is real.

    I was in "Crumbling Mine" outside Chorrol and I shot a bitch full of arrows while she was in front of a door that hadn't been opened yet. I looped around another path and opened the door from the other side. It pushed her into the wall and her body started going APE SHIT. It looked like all her bones just started a revolution but the skin wouldn't let them leave. Her head was bouncing around but was constrained by the neck so it looked like one of those rubber balls attached to a paddle. Her arms and legs were doing the same thing, all in crazy directions.

    Fucking nightmare-fuel man!

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    lol, wtf! :P

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    hate not the keikobot

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    keiko i got a new address now
    i dont remember your email so ill ymspace it to ya

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    Default Re: Keiko i hate you...

    Holy crap. Someone at Bethesda must be a fan.

    I just found "Fort Blueblood"

    If you want to go looking for it, it's in the Southeast portion. On your map where it says "blackwood" the fort is at the tip of the "L" where it swirls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    Holy crap. Someone at Bethesda must be a fan.

    I just found "Fort Blueblood"

    If you want to go looking for it, it's in the Southeast portion. On your map where it says "blackwood" the fort is at the tip of the "L" where it swirls.
    *goes to spy*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flip
    *goes to spy*
    Unfortunately there's no hot naked women there. At least not that I've been able to find.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    Unfortunately there's no hot naked women there. At least not that I've been able to find.
    so ive noticed... very upsetting

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