I wish i was a pirate :(

[-=Asmodeus=-]

by tea you mean a long island ice tea right?

What ever floats our boat....

[KilLAtomiK]

all we need now is a good pirate name for the stinkin ship

[keiko]

The good ship Blue Blood? or is that too close to Blue Beard?
K

[KilLAtomiK]

can it be the bad ship blue blood? i was also thinking something along the line of The H.M.S Sea Whore

[-=Asmodeus=-]

The SS UgonnaDieBitch
The Insanity of the Ocean
The Evil Whore
The Foul Whore
Devils Howl
The Dammned Saber

[keiko]

What about Devil's Whore? or even Devil's Concubine?
K

[KilLAtomiK]

THe Saucy Lass?lol

[BrightStar]

More Names:

Teatime of Danger

Devil's Armada

The Shining C.

The Wooden Vessel.

Bob, George, and Harry, and Maybe Greg.

Or maybe: The Dutch Flying Man

[KilLAtomiK]

i say we finaly vote on one

[nausiatingpain]

Brightstar can be in charge of the poop deck.

[KilLAtomiK]

theres no actual poop in the poop deck

[BrightStar]

Brightstar can be in charge of the poop deck.

[Tequila Zaire]

You all can name it what ye wish so long as I get to wear an eye patch, have a wooden leg, and keep a pet monkey to do my biddin.

I'd also like to go under the name One Eyed Pete.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARG YE BASTARDS!

[KilLAtomiK]

welcome aboard one eyed pete help yourself to some cheesecake harrrrrrrr

[BrightStar]

If he gets the the Pet Chimp, I get the Super Cuddly ,Constipated ,Ill-Tempered, Mild-Manned, Passive Aggresive Turtle of Doom!

[keiko]

I just want an attack kitten. Can I have an attack kitten, Mr. Capitan, sir? And a poufy shirt? Can I have a poufy pirate shirt?
K

[Tequila Zaire]

I just want an attack kitten. Can I have an attack kitten, Mr. Capitan, sir? And a poufy shirt? Can I have a poufy pirate shirt?
K

You MUST have a puffy pirate shirt...it's part of the "Official Pirate Rules You Must Follow Or You Are Tossed Overboard" Book. Feel free to have an attack kitten but beware!...for the mysterious creatures of the sea love to eat pussy.

[KilLAtomiK]

You MUST have a puffy pirate shirt...it's part of the "Official Pirate Rules You Must Follow Or You Are Tossed Overboard" Book. Feel free to have an attack kitten but beware!...for the mysterious creatures of the sea love to eat pussy.

hes right evryone must have some sort of animal i got myself a rockin reptile but lets not turn this into noahs freakin ark

[BrightStar]

I change my pet for a Kroot Hound!

[KilLAtomiK]

I change my pet for a Kroot Hound!

just remember ur goin to be the one cleaning up after that thing

[BrightStar]

just remember ur goin to be the one cleaning up after that thing

Ill train it to poop over the side rails, if they even make poop.

[Sceptic_Messiah]

if i get a cool sword and can be left in charge of the rum then im in

oh and only if i can wear a cool bandana

[BrightStar]

My costume would be filigreed beyond belief.

[Amelia G]

I think eyepatches are really sexy! Why missing an eyeball is hot, I do not know, but there you have it.

[BrightStar]

I think eyepatches are really sexy! Why missing an eyeball is hot, I do not know, but there you have it.

You do know that you can just wear the eye patch anyway, right? Lol.

On a side note: There were rumors of Magical Eye Patches with Gems in them. These were believed to prevent people from reading the wearer's thoughts.

[BrightStar]

You all can name it what ye wish so long as I get to wear an eye patch, have a wooden leg, and keep a pet monkey to do my biddin.

I'd also like to go under the name One Eyed Pete.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARG YE BASTARDS!

Oi! It's "Peg-Legged One Eyed Pete", and he dances jigs for Wooden Nickels!

[KilLAtomiK]

You do know that you can just wear the eye patch anyway, right? Lol.

On a side note: There were rumors of Magical Eye Patches with Gems in them. These were believed to prevent people from reading the wearer's thoughts.

i remember i used to steal eyepatches from the hospital supply room where i worked one summer i wonder if they ever had an emergency where they needed an eyepatch and couldnt find one lol

[keiko]

So...
Did we name the damned ship yet? Or are we sailing the the seven seas in the great pirate ship "NoName"?
K

[BrightStar]

Another random name for no apparent reason: The SprigenHoffer

[KilLAtomiK]

i decided on naming her The Crimson Whore, unless anyone has any objections

[BrightStar]

No objections, but Period Jokes will abound at that.

[KilLAtomiK]

thats the whole point noone messes with a whore on her period

[Tequila Zaire]

thats the whole point noone messes with a whore on her period

Given the thread posted in the erotica board it seems that's no an issue for some ladies.

I say we name it the SHIPWITHTHENAMESOLONGTHATITNOLONGERHASONECAUSETHIS STATEMENTABOUTITALREADYTAKESUPAGOODCHUNCKOFTHESHIP

Our flag will have a two crossed liqour bottles with a picture of the devil in the middle.

oh yeah....AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

[KilLAtomiK]

Given the thread posted in the erotica board it seems that's no an issue for some ladies.

I say we name it the SHIPWITHTHENAMESOLONGTHATITNOLONGERHASONECAUSETHIS STATEMENTABOUTITALREADYTAKESUPAGOODCHUNCKOFTHESHIP

Our flag will have a two crossed liqour bottles with a picture of the devil in the middle.

oh yeah....AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

i like that name more i crison this ship the SHIPWITHTHENAMESOLONGTHATITNOLONGERHASONECAUSETHIS STATEMENTABOUTITALREADYTAKESUPAGOODCHUNCKOFTHESHIP
harrrrr

[keiko]

And I second the flag design!
K

[KilLAtomiK]

yes the flag idea is quite nice TequilaZ

[CPRB]

JOB POSTING

Captain CPRB
also know as the punk pirate is lookign for a few good wenchess and a new ship, if you know where I cna get 32 pounder canons
I would prefer an Xebec but a french frigate will do
if I can't have any of that the wenches will do..wanna really see what's under that patch?

[KilLAtomiK]

JOB POSTING

Captain CPRB
also know as the punk pirate is lookign for a few good wenchess and a new ship, if you know where I cna get 32 pounder canons
I would prefer an Xebec but a french frigate will do
if I can't have any of that the wenches will do..wanna really see what's under that patch?

to bad the position of captain has already been taken by me harr harr harr

[BrightStar]

Can we get our own Personal Gear?

[KilLAtomiK]

Can we get our own Personal Gear?

if you can steal it without being caught its yours