I wish i was a pirate :(

[keiko]

Say Killatomik...who're your first and second mates gonna be??
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[KilLAtomiK]

i havent realy thought about it, whoever wants be first or seacond post a quick resume type post asking why you should get said position

[keiko]

I once was a sailor on a shrimping boat. I've read numerous books on the subject. I know all the parts and pieces of a good ship. I'm really good at taking orders. Though I s'pose if no one wants a girl as Mate, I could be the Cook...
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[Tequila Zaire]

i havent realy thought about it, whoever wants be first or seacond post a quick resume type post asking why you should get said position

Position: First Mate

Qualifications: Well I've spent the better part of me years on ships that be huntin for spanish gold. And while none ever found any we did however dock in every port and properly drank till we passed out and bedded endless numbers of whores. That be me education.

Now in terms of leadership I've lead countless raids onto assorted ships of pleasure to rob their passengers blind in the vast south pacific. I've also consulted on many Pirate Movies for Hollywood and made guest apperances at various seaside buisness openings.

Me peg leg is real, me monkey knows his way around a ship, and more importantly if I am not chosen then I will be forced to kill the man or lass who gets the position over I.

Lastly let it be known that I play a mean fiddle, know how to cook various creatures of the sea, and can entertain with my one man show version of "The Pirates of Penzance".

[KilLAtomiK]

Welcome aboard firts mate TequilaZaire and seacond mate Keiko

[tatdownthere]

Given the thread posted in the erotica board it seems that's no an issue for some ladies.

I say we name it the SHIPWITHTHENAMESOLONGTHATITNOLONGERHASONECAUSETHIS STATEMENTABOUTITALREADYTAKESUPAGOODCHUNCKOFTHESHIP

Our flag will have a two crossed liqour bottles with a picture of the devil in the middle.

oh yeah....AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

You should draw tht flag!

[BrightStar]

*Kills the kroot hounds, burns the corpses, then fires the ashes into a black hole.*

There, that takes care of the filthy Xenos.

*Returns to the Battle Barge- The Steadfast Retribution*

[BrightStar]

its been a secret fantasy of mine for years, but not the swashbucling-eypatch wearing-parrot on your right shoulder type.Ive always wanted to have a huge aircraft carrier type ship with huge cannons and whatnot. Then i could go out and rob people out at sea along with my pirate crew, it would mostly be cruise ships,and im only robing them for the fun of it not realy seeking their loot . So anyways anyone else got any dorky fantasies im realy bored so id like to hear em if you got any.

It Would Be Awesome To Be A God.
It would also be awesome if I were A: Primarch, A Space Marine, or A Vampire.

[SUSIEQ502]

Might I suggest hiring Prince for your wardrobe consultant/supplier?

[BrightStar]

Might I suggest hiring Prince for your wardrobe consultant/supplier?

Something to do with the poofy shirts?

[SUSIEQ502]

But of course! He has the pirate look down to a science. Wouldn't it be fun to have himas a prisoner/employee anyway?

[CPRB]

ABAFT MAST MATIES!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!! how about the Crismon Argyle or the Skull Chekered Whore

[BrightStar]

ABAFT MAST MATIES!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!! how about the Crismon Argyle or the Skull Chekered Whore

*Changes words around*

The Crimson Skull

The Argyle Mast

The Checkered Whore

"There, A Work Of Art"

[BrightStar]

*Renames the BattleBarge-The Steadfast Retribution into, " The FaithShield", and then offers to upgrade the SHIPWITHTHENAMESOLONGTHATITNOLONGERHASONECAUSETHIS STATEMENTABOUTITALREADYTAKESUPAGOODCHUNCKOFTHESHIP , to make it able to travel in Outer Space*

[KilLAtomiK]

Might I suggest hiring Prince for your wardrobe consultant/supplier?

if he could not make me look to gay hed be an awesome taylor

[Nautilus]

I dress like a pirate and go out on the town sometimes, people seem to like it, the best part is when they try to see how much liquor will fit in my pirate gut! Harr Harr!