I wish i was a pirate :(

[KilLAtomiK]

its been a secret fantasy of mine for years, but not the swashbucling-eypatch wearing-parrot on your right shoulder type.Ive always wanted to have a huge aircraft carrier type ship with huge cannons and whatnot. Then i could go out and rob people out at sea along with my pirate crew, it would mostly be cruise ships,and im only robing them for the fun of it not realy seeking their loot . So anyways anyone else got any dorky fantasies im realy bored so id like to hear em if you got any.

[BrightStar]

You should play the Pirate Warband in Mordheim.

Gothic setting, with Pirates Bursting in and taking to looting the city.

[BrightStar]

its been a secret fantasy of mine for years, but not the swashbucling-eypatch wearing-parrot on your right shoulder type.Ive always wanted to have a huge aircraft carrier type ship with huge cannons and whatnot. Then i could go out and rob people out at sea along with my pirate crew, it would mostly be cruise ships,and im only robing them for the fun of it not realy seeking their loot . So anyways anyone else got any dorky fantasies im realy bored so id like to hear em if you got any.

Could I be joinin yer crew thar, matey?

[KilLAtomiK]

welcome aborard harrrr

[macabrette]

I love piracy. That's really the ultimate job. Arrr.

[KilLAtomiK]

evryones welcome aboard

[Will Judy]

Avast ye.

[BrightStar]

Reminds me of the Pirate character that my friend Pete made up:

Captain Cumbeard.

CumBeard," Avast matey, get yer rear in gear, and climb onto me wooden vessel! "

CumBeard,"Come take a ride on petifile mile!"

[KilLAtomiK]

avast theres a new word for my vocabulary

[KilLAtomiK]

heres a half ased pic of the ship it took me 1 whole minute

[BrightStar]

Needs Corpses and trophies, heads on pikes, and other decorations all over it, like live prisoners chained to the hull, etc.

[macabrette]

I want to be in charge of ramming.
Smashing smaller ships to pieces sounds like fun.
Especially Carnival Cruise ships for having annoying commercials.

[KilLAtomiK]

Needs Corpses and trophies, heads on pikes, and other decorations all over it, like live prisoners chained to the hull, etc.

i know but i dont have any photoshop skills

[KilLAtomiK]

I want to be in charge of ramming.
Smashing smaller ships to pieces sounds like fun.
Especially Carnival Cruise ships for having annoying commercials.

god i hat that song they play on the comercials i wana kill whoever jhonny is

[Mirren]

Well, just don' think I am swabbing the deck.

[BrightStar]

Well, just don' think I am swabbing the deck.

Arrr! We mop the deck with BLOOD on this 'ere ship!

[KilLAtomiK]

Arrr! We mop the deck with BLOOD on this 'ere ship!

and we use mops made out of human heads harrrrr

[BrightStar]

and we use mops made out of human heads harrrrr

Now that is just unsanitary.

[KilLAtomiK]

well we aint onboard the ss martha stewart so its suposd to be unsanitary

[macabrette]

Can we have an actual cannon? That fires cannon balls in the shape of baby heads?

[Mirren]

ain't we? :P

[KilLAtomiK]

Can we have an actual cannon? That fires cannon balls in the shape of baby heads?

sure we can even have one that fires real baby heads

[BrightStar]

Can we have an actual cannon? That fires cannon balls in the shape of baby heads?

Heh. Frag that! Lets have a cannon that fires real Babies! ************

[KilLAtomiK]

i was also thinking of a trebuchet for hurling people instead of making them walk the plank

[macabrette]

real babies would splatter before hitting their target from the force of being shot off, I think.

[BrightStar]

real babies would splatter before hitting their target from the force of being shot off, I think.

Nah, you are probably thinking of the Puppies and Kittens.

[KilLAtomiK]

dont peoples heads snap off when they hit a hard enough surface

[macabrette]

Depends if the hard surface in question is the blade of a guillotine....

[KilLAtomiK]

maybe we should get a guillotine incase we got any mutineers

[hewhoisagod]

personally I'd get a Sea Wolf class submarine, or better yet a Los Angeles class attack sub........... come up on ships with the sweet surfacing that they do and scare the shit out of yachters........ that'd be fucking sweet.

[bre.star]

i never wanted to be a pirate until i saw pirates of the carribean... but ever since i was little and saw "blue lagoon" i always wanted to be stranded on an island and hide from scary pirates!

[memorydream]

Sure, I'd like to be a pirate. I'd imagine I'd pretty much be a Captain Hook type (yes, the Disney and not Curry one).

[KilLAtomiK]

personally I'd get a Sea Wolf class submarine, or better yet a Los Angeles class attack sub........... come up on ships with the sweet surfacing that they do and scare the shit out of yachters........ that'd be fucking sweet.

sure it sounds fun, but its not as intimidating as a huge metal ship shooting babies, and heading towards you at full speed.

[Histrionica]

evryones welcome aboard

I'm not sure... would we get pie?



~Histrionica~

[KilLAtomiK]

I'm not sure... would we get pie?



~Histrionica~

cheesecake is a kind of pie right?

[keiko]

Cheese cake is better than pie.
I don't know how good of a pirate I would make. Maybe I should be like a Charlotte Doyal, or a Damsel In Distress and you swashbuckling Buccaneers can rescue me from this life of drudgery...
K

[-=Asmodeus=-]

If there is Severed Heads, Dead Baby Cannons, Bloody Decks, Ship Ramming, Trebuche Tossing Mutaneers and Cheese Cake......I'm with ya...

Only question is when is Tea?????

[Histrionica]

Yarrrr... must have pie. Pie gooooooood.
<~Weebl and Bob fan.



~Histrionica~

[keiko]

If there is Severed Heads, Dead Baby Cannons, Bloody Decks, Ship Ramming, Trebuche Tossing Mutaneers and Cheese Cake......I'm with ya...

Only question is when is Tea?????

10 past 4, like always. (Or first bell of the first dog watch by ships time).
K

[KilLAtomiK]

by tea you mean a long island ice tea right?