okay, so, PARTICIPATING IN THIS STUPID CONTEST may be one of the biggest mistakes i've made in a while. some guys came into my work, the manager on duty was flipping out about "the miss ozzfest bus" being there and had visions of free publicity in her head. after a little pleading on her part, i go over to sign up. i sign a contract telling me that among other things, if i win i have to be present and if i die i can't hold them responsible (thinking the whole time that this is just shits and giggles), a drunk man uses a really nice digital SLR to take a couple of pictures of me, the other girls are getting completely retarded. i just want to get it over with and get onstage. the next day i have a rather uneasy feeling about having done it, but don't really think much of it. a few days later i went online & found the website, which appeared to be really poorly run. i get a little testy about people repeatedly talking shit about strippers, which was stupid of me. i've been told over and over since i was a wee lass, "just ignore them you're only encouraging them". ah well.
a month or so later, my picture goes up. let me tell you... these fuckers are crazy. i am getting hate mail on my "mylocalbands" profile (which i made specifically to be able to comment on my "coworkers" when their pics went up which most of them never did), people are telling other people not to vote for me (i'm ok with this but wtf?) girls whose pictures didn't get posted are talking about lawsuits, jesus christ.
so i thought i would direct you guys towards this for your personal entertainment, if you hadn't seen it already. go read the forums, look at all the girls, read the crazy comments. it's that good
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