okay you know what... IM SICK OF ALL THE WEIRD FUCKING NOISES that people make at night outside my house.
right now... some (most likely drunk) motherfucker is in the high school parking lot or feild across the street, making noises like hes trying to fuck an ostrich in the ass. well... the noises sound like an ostrich anyways... i wanna go smack him. plus its quarter after 2 am. grr.
and a couple nights ago, i swear there was a woman outside just walking down the streat kindof like shreiking/moaning in frustration... OMG IT WAS SCARY cause it woke me the hell UP... (actually i couldnt sleep, but i was gettin there! all zoned out, and ready to pass out...) like what the fuck man... i knew she must have been walking down the street, cause first i heard the sounds quiet, and i thought "okay someones cat is freaking out, or in heat or some shit..." then it got louder and the 2nd or 3rd time i realized it was a person!! LIKE OMG FUCK OFF! ITS 4 IN THE MORNING at that time...
and a couple weeks ago... (this one doesnt technically count, cause it was an animal...) something pissed off a raccoon or possum REALLY close to my place... like it sounded like it was coming right from the back yard... this thing was SCREECHING and HISSING for a few minutes, then just stopped. thats when i thought "oh great, were gonna find a dead racoon in the back yard in the morning..." but apparently not. that woke me up at around 4 am too... grrrrr...
and now the ostrich fuckers are sitting out there yelling and honking their car horn at someone or something. or nothing. i dont care really, im gettin the shotgun.
FUCKERS!!!
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