Have you ever gotten drunk, let random guys with cameras take photos of you and your friend making out? And then decided to run around a convention in your underwear, still letting people take your photo? Then enter a wet tshirt contest and win? Then throw up the next day?
Nah.
Ever drank so much sake before it was hibachi time that you passed out in the Japanese resturant bathroom? And while your passed out, your friends are taking pictures of you to later post on the internet? Then you wake up the next day in your friends bed, coocooned in a sheet, covered in vomit, with a black eye from falling down in your previous nights drunkeness?
Me neither.
Ever get kicked out of a club with your best friend (who used to manage that club before it got bought by new owners) because you and your friend were throwing up together into a garbage can while sitting on the main stage? And because when the new manager tried to kick you both out your friend flipped him the bird and told him " fuck you, you cant kick us out of MY club".
Ok... that was me and my friend Howie at the former Chamber.
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