What nicknames do people call you?

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Amongst other things, a video of a woman putting a "Marital Aid" inside a man's penis, a woman having meat hooks put through her genitals either side of her labia and a woman digging her heels into a man's scrotal sack.

You asked. I have these things on my phone just to prove that no matter what someone may have on their mobile, I have worse. It's always funny when someone says "What's the worst thing you have on your Phone?" then finds out!

One of the funnier things I have is a video of a young man coming home and thinking his brother is masturbating upstairs, he sneaks up to the bedroom to find his brother is actually having sex with a blow-up doll, at which point he bursts in and almost gives him an extreme shock!

Here is a link to the video of the Meat Hook video. I will say that it's not work safe, but I think that goes without saying.
http://www.efukt.com/roller.php?url=wVNuKKThLY.wmv

Here's another one that I need to put on my phone.
http://www.efukt.com/roller.php?url=7PVjkJRTTl.wmv

[CherryCola]

i forgot two puss and princess i like the 2nd best

[the_darkness_calls]

i get called smurf, elvira (by the regulars at one job), that goth chick (regulars at the other job, i hate that one), nutmeg, the lady in black (my boss), and one unmentionable one i acquired in high school.

[CherryCola]

haha elvira lol i got that 1 once.

[Kat]

Kat, Kitty, Kate, Katie...basically any variation upon my full name (Kathleen), but those are the most common.

Also Princess by a handfull of people, all the usual terms of endearment from my bf, and an unmentionable one I've had since I was a kid.

I much prefer to be called Kat, or Kitty.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Most people that don't like me probably call me "That Fucking Wanker"!

[Flip]

phil, flip, flipper, glot <- by friends

fatboy, nerd <- by boss, usually followed by me insulting his age.

gf doesnt really have one for me, but hers is jeli deli, or deli for short

i prefer anything that i recognise, as long as i know your talking to me then ill answer.

[ScarlettSin]

it's jsut become "Hey you" after all the dozens of names i've been through in my years on this earth. no one knows what to call me any more. My hunny calls me by our pet names for each other and my in laws and telemarketers call me by my given name. :p

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[HeadlessBill]

I'm sure people call me all kinds of things, but I don't think anyone has a nickname for me.

[Gabriel]

I hereby dub mmmCherry "duct tape bondage lady" for her threats to duct tape me to my bed.

[Noisy]

My real name is Natalie, but all my friends calls me Nattis
I also, of course, have the nickname Noisy

[Xochitl]

I just remember how at the last placed I worked this old man called me Cleopatra. That is fine he can call me that.

[DeviantMommy]

Well,to make a long story short my friend Jon and a few other select individuals and myself got into the habit of talking like old,new york jews when we'd had a few..so I'm Gertrude Herbstein,my husband is Herbie Herbstein,my friend Jon is Earnst Stimalle,and there's a few more of us that I can't recall right now. Other than that people mostly call me Jesse or Jess short for Jessica obviously. My husband calls me Babe. That's about it.

[mmmcherry]

I hereby dub mmmCherry "duct tape bondage lady" for her threats to duct tape me to my bed.

hahaa yeah well you were awake for like 37 hours or something? you make my brain hurt thinking what kinda zombie you are by the time you get off work in the morning!!!

[scrapple chingon]

They call me Spam. It has nothing to do with the internet. In Mexico, Wonder Bread is called Pan Bimbo and little kids call me Spam Bimbo.

I was just curious as to what people call you guys. I am known as Johno (because my father is called John and it was an easy way to distinguish us in my early years, and it just stuck), but I think I earned the nickname "One Sick Puppy" a long time ago, due to my tendancy to do things that will shock people.

I lived up that name in a small pub in Whitby this weekend, when a girl from Liverpool bet me she had sicker things on her mobile phone than me. Needless to say, for the rest of the weekend, everytime she saw me, she'd say to her partner "Hey, look. Here comes One Sick Puppy!" before joining us for a drink and chat.

[Scar]

my little pigeon :-X Makes me smile :-)

[Mistress Mercy]

Some of my friends call me Jiggly Puffs or Witch Bitch.

[Satiate]

people tend to call me by either "T" or "TC"... a few people call me "Tracey" (which strangely enough, none of which are my family)... some call me "Queen of the Fuck Eye..." but that takes too long to explain...

[Janiac02]

Janey, Janiac, Jane Says, Jane-Jane.... then some new random ones have been Momma, traitor...eh that's enough for now.
I don't have a preference for any name, except that I don't like to be called Janey by anyone who didn't know me when I was young enough to prefer being called that. Janiac was a childhood nickname too, but that's starting to catch on at work...

[devilgirl]

Used to be Acid Queen. Lately my friend has been calling me Brat.

[evilstonermonkey]

most people call me by my name, but a lot of people call me evilstonermonkey (or shorten to evil, stoner or monkey), its a nick that stuck a while back and i like it so i use it as my online personality. interestingly enough, im not actually a monkey, nor a stoner, and nine times out of ten im only mostly evil. or is it the one time out of ten? i get these things confused.

other tags ive picked up over the years are al-bell (which somehow progressed to isabelle, both from my little cousin. i later extended it to be isabelle the pirate ballerina, though im a firm supporter of ninjas over pirates any day), the evil russian chihuahua, darth bunny, and Richard Peter Johnson III (Please Call Me Dick). recently a friend started calling me spartan or monk because i dont bother with luxuries much - not that im punishing myself or trying to toughen myself or something as tryhardy as that, i just cant be bothered to put blankets on my bed or use a pillow or butter my bread or whatever.

[xangry666angelx]

The one I've had for the better part of the past year has been Angry Angel, before that it was Georgia Peach (originally from Ga. moved to Alabama, was working at a bar in Ga near Ft.Benning and all the military guys from out of state started referring to me as "their little Georgia peach")

[RAGE]

My family calls me Dani or Nanna.
My Babe calls me sweety.

Everyone else usually calls me Rage, Shorty or Shime.