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    keiko's Avatar baker of geekery
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    Happy Thanksgiving to all te American BB friends. And to our non US friends have a turkey sandwhich anyway. It's an excuse to be thankful for good friends and good food. And also to be thankful that all thsoe relatives you only see on holidays you only have to see on the holidays. (geeze no ownder we ignore each other the rest of the year!)


    Enjoy your autumn feast anyway.

    K

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    today's the day that i'm thankful no one's handed me a smallpox infected blanket.

    i also look to the holiday sales to purchase several new winter coats to donate to children on indian reservations.

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    Happy Thanksgiving to you also... Yes, I know why we only see them once a year.. Thank the Gawds

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    Hehehe... well, it is truly a time for thanks...
    I have no living relatives.. well, I might, just
    none to admit to and the few I do are either
    cross-country or transcontinental.

    But it is a good time for Muse and myself to
    indulge the bulge on the company dime, plus
    I like hanging out on the 40+ Mbps company
    pipeline for shits n' giggles.. makes DSL
    look like a 300 baud Vic Modem connection.

    To all, enjoy... from Muse & Hemp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HempKnight
    But it is a good time for Muse and myself to
    indulge the bulge on the company dime, plus
    I like hanging out on the 40+ Mbps company
    pipeline for shits n' giggles.. makes DSL
    look like a 300 baud Vic Modem connection.

    To all, enjoy... from Muse & Hemp.
    Just splice the cable..run it to your house....hehe..so what if it leads a trail..get a digger and bury it as you make your way home

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    OMG! A RECORD! No one called the cops this year! No fist fights, no broken dishes, hell no arguments. Only one uninvited guest and one drunk obnoxious uncle. I think hell might have frozen over this morning....

    K

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
    Just splice the cable..run it to your house....hehe..so what if it leads a trail..get a digger and bury it as you make your way home
    HAHAHAHA... if only I could cut into their DS3
    AND reroute it from downtown to back home,
    I'D BE THE CRAFTIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE.

    Now what would be the shit, is to mount a microwave
    transmitter on the roof with open access into the network
    and hook the reciever up at home... it'd be like my verison
    of personal WiFi, although I'm sure they'd catch on once I
    started using up all their throughput.

    Fuck even with DSL I just downloaded over 10 gig yesterday
    and usually do every day to every other day, but then again..
    we are only supposed to be getting 1.5Mbps service...
    but ummm...it has never been anything UNDER 7Mbps
    and that's only because I haven't cracked open the modem
    and 7Mb is the top speed standard.

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    Happy Belated Thanks Giving.

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    Sheesh, HempKnight, where do you work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HempKnight
    HAHAHAHA... if only I could cut into their DS3
    AND reroute it from downtown to back home,
    I'D BE THE CRAFTIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE.

    Now what would be the shit, is to mount a microwave
    transmitter on the roof with open access into the network
    and hook the reciever up at home... it'd be like my verison
    of personal WiFi, although I'm sure they'd catch on once I
    started using up all their throughput.

    Fuck even with DSL I just downloaded over 10 gig yesterday
    and usually do every day to every other day, but then again..
    we are only supposed to be getting 1.5Mbps service...
    but ummm...it has never been anything UNDER 7Mbps
    and that's only because I haven't cracked open the modem
    and 7Mb is the top speed standard.
    haha you sound like my bf, he works for The Geek squad,

    he spent all day yesterday working on all of my families computers, in the basement.while we were upstairs (like 20 people) hanging out .lol and we wouldn't have it any other way. Of course he had my cousin and his vaporizer.

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    I hate hte Holidays


    This year started with a

    "if you get married while in HS, youll drop out. just look at me speech"
    from my aunt.

    then we made our way to my other grandparents





    .........
    My uncle called me gothic.
    and they had a ten minute long discussion on the word n*****
    Which ended in my great grand mother screaming "run n***** run"
    and when I showed her a picture of Anthony she asks
    "he aint a n***** is he"

    and I hate turkey so I just ate dumplings.
    and cheesecake.

    and now it is time for the annual holiday fighting of my parents to begin. Usually ends on New Years.



    Joy

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    HAPPY THANKSGIVING to the turkey eaters to the south =)

    *hugs LoraLie and all the people subjected to nutty family*

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    haha thanks.

    oh yeah and happy belated turkey day to the people that like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Alias
    Sheesh, HempKnight, where do you work?
    Hehe... well, since the state has decided to define
    me as 'disabled', I don't exactly 'work'... at least not
    in a conventional sense. It is where Muse works that
    I was referring to... and we will just say it's an "unnamed"
    phone company, of sorts... among other things. Given
    that we've always spent holidays together, if she's working
    or not, it was just another one of the times I get to go play
    at her workplace.

    With her being one of them hot and sexy, geeky
    network analyst chicks surrounded by a metric fuckton
    of computers, its fun times... getting to play on the big
    pipeline and spending time with my darling Muse. Plus
    the company always provides an amazing dinner and drink
    selection on their dime, I would have brought home more
    champagne but it was enough to get out of there with what
    I did get and not get caught on camera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
    haha you sound like my bf, he works for The Geek squad,

    he spent all day yesterday working on all of my families computers, in the basement.while we were upstairs (like 20 people) hanging out .lol and we wouldn't have it any other way. Of course he had my cousin and his vaporizer.
    Yeah, luckily I have no family anywhere around
    although I would be doing the same if I were still
    back east... most holidays were spent smoking
    amazing amounts of dank, grubbing like mad and
    once everyone's systems had been updated, fixed
    or poked at with big sticks... an evening of LAN death
    ensued, usually until the wee hours of the morning or
    at least until it was time to go stand in line usually in
    ass deep snow to wait for the mall to open and snatch
    up whatever uber bargain shit... like the one year, had
    gotten 36" Sony TV, PS2, VCR/DVD and a bunch of
    other electronica for less than $500.

    Fuck yeah, vaporisers are great.. especially on the
    super crystallized tasty buds or bubble hash.

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    this year, since i've gone vege, it was tofurky. it tastes EXACTLY like a hungry man dinner. and that's just wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara X
    this year, since i've gone vege, it was tofurky. it tastes EXACTLY like a hungry man dinner. and that's just wrong.
    It's a conspiracy... and really, I'm not quite sure how
    to understand your statement... is it the fact that a
    HungAY Men's dinner tastes like shit and so does
    Fauxrukey? Or is that they both were an explosion
    of tastebud sensation overload in the realm of orgasmic?

    Either way... I find things just taste better when you
    track 'em down, kill 'em, scoop out the guts and
    roast 'em over an open fire... sans all the chemicals
    and other such preservatives of cancer causing elements
    of modern day to day ingested marketed foodstuffs and all.

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    since most people are gonna swill factory farmed zomboid birds, vegan's the way to go.

    www.earthsave.org

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    Buster, I did the Vegan thing last year for Thanksgiving. I even ate a tofurkey instead of Turkey.It tasted too much like rubber for my liking.

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