Breakfast At Blueblood

[MistressJennifer]

So I had a dream that I ordered breakfast from this website: raisen toast, side order of bacon, and tea. And Amelia was going to bring it to me. But she never did. I kept waking up and thinking, "Where is my breakfast? My breakfast is not here? Why has Amelia not brought me my breakfast?"

And I think Amelia and Forrest were having this big party and we were all there. I think there were some dead bodies... How goth!!! Anyway, I never did get my breakfast, but I do remember someone making the toast which I never received.

So when I woke up and went out and got this HUGE breakfast and totally inhaled it!!!

Anyway, Amelia, where is my breakfast???

If you were going to order breakfast here on this message board, what would you order????

[Buster Friendly]

i'll make you rasin toast any time you want Jennifer.

that's a great really funny dream though.

where is Mistress Jennifer's breakfast Amelia?

[MistressJennifer]

Ok thanks Buster!!!!

[ForrestBlack]

Oh hell yeah, I'm all for that feature.
If this community made you breakfast, I probably ate it.
I guess I owe you one now.

[blueice]

2 90 pound brunettes, 1 120 pound blond and a 300 pound red head on the side please. That's breakfast! hahahaha!

[Rockwulf]

So I had a dream that I ordered breakfast from this website: raisen toast, side order of bacon, and tea. And Amelia was going to bring it to me. But she never did. I kept waking up and thinking, "Where is my breakfast? My breakfast is not here? Why has Amelia not brought me my breakfast?"

And I think Amelia and Forrest were having this big party and we were all there. I think there were some dead bodies... How goth!!! Anyway, I never did get my breakfast, but I do remember someone making the toast which I never received.

So when I woke up and went out and got this HUGE breakfast and totally inhaled it!!!

Anyway, Amelia, where is my breakfast???

If you were going to order breakfast here on this message board, what would you order????

Anybody ever tell you that crack kills?

[Exquisite]

French Toast with the outfit to match please!

[Amelia G]

I don't know about putting raisins in perfectly good toast and I'm more about the coffee than the tea (as you know from eating breakfast with me), but my mad bacon cooking skills rule the morning!

[MistressJennifer]

I don't know about putting raisins in perfectly good toast and I'm more about the coffee than the tea (as you know from eating breakfast with me), but my mad bacon cooking skills rule the morning!

Oh boy! Bacon!! So what is your mad bacon cooking secret? Do you swab off the grease? Do you like it crispy? Chewy? Slow cooked or slightly burnt?

[MistressJennifer]

French Toast with the outfit to match please!

That is so cute!!! I'll have what she's having! Two French maids here with toast....

[kellie]

mmmmmm bacon. My roomate used to have this bacon rack that went in the microwave, it did pretty good too.

[Toe Cutter]

Pan fried rosemary potatos with an english muffin and a cup of coffee.

[KilLAtomiK]

any decent breakfast has to have chocolate chip pancakes

[OliX]

1 big bowl of microwaved cheese with olives and garlic

[Sara X]

waffles, maple syrup (the real thing), two eggs scrambled hard with cheddar, coffee, and fake bacon. delivered to my door by the guy of my dreams who coincidentally will want ME for breakfast. and by "ME for breakfast" i mean, is willing to give endless oral sex.

i can't wait to move out of my current apartment. i can make myself a good meal without worrying about MY FUCKING ROOMMATE CLEANING UP BEHIND ME AND THROWING SHIT OUT BEFORE I'M EVEN FINISHED.

heh. sorry bout that. angry right now. i'll just think about the oral sex with maple syrup, and all will be right with the world.

[Pull~My~Hair]

french toast mmmm ooooh and super cheezy omlets...

[Scar]

veggie sausage? fresh fruit? what about the poor piggies???/!?!

[Buster Friendly]

from reading this thread i'd have to say that all of us were the piggies Scar lol..

but i agree, blueberries are best for breakfast...or celery, lemon, ginger, daikon, red cabbage juice

heh. sorry bout that. angry right now. i'll just think about the oral sex with maple syrup, and all will be right with the world.

sorry about the sucky roommate Sara. that's never fun. i'm sure we could find soooomebody to fill your breakfast order though...

[MistressJennifer]

I love bacon.. I love the smell of it cooking... Ah!! It's not good for you, and very bad for the poor piggies.. But oh I love bacon, and anything with trans fats that is greasy and full of butter or something decadent like that...

Oh, Amelia, I don't really like raisin toast, it was probably just symbolic in my dream... Maybe it represents something... Raisins... My mind is a blank.

Well I am drinking Old Peculiar, that's probably why...

[morbid_lady]

Oh boy! Bacon!! So what is your mad bacon cooking secret? Do you swab off the grease? Do you like it crispy? Chewy? Slow cooked or slightly burnt?

mmmmm...burnt bacon....

[grebo]

whats a blueblood breakfast special?
maybe blackpudding (made of blood) with blue colouring in it

[a_small_death]

Steak, eggs, and guiness

[MistressJennifer]

Steak, eggs, and guiness

Now you're talking!!! HAH! God I love steak and eggs!!! I totally live on Guiness. Actually right now I just had Old Peculiar...

[Exquisite]

mmmm Guiness