from the seattle times
By Roger Moore
The Orlando Sentinel
John Ryder (Sean Bean) terrorizes Grace Andrews (Sophia Bush) in "The Hitcher," which opened Friday.
Way back in '86, a violent little movie called "The Hitcher" came along and pretty much ended hitchhiking as we know it. The almost-scene-for-scene remake is the same: Who would pick up a hitchhiker after seeing what Sean Bean can do?
Bean has the Rutger Hauer role in this "Hitcher," a stylish, jolting remake that has some of the virtues, but also the dramatically unsatisfying amoral plot points, of the original.
Jim (TV actor Zachary Knighton) is 21, with a 1970 Olds 442 muscle car and an absurdly hot girlfriend, Grace (Sophia Bush of "One Tree Hill"). They set off from somewhere to Lake Havasu, Ariz., for spring break.
Then, on a rainy night in Nowhere, N.M., they almost hit this dude standing in the middle of the road. Jim wants to go back and check on him. Grace isn't having it.
That makes for an awkward moment when they meet him at a convenience store down the road.
"Don't worry about it," the man in the dark trench coat grins and growls. "I wouldn't pick me up either."
But they do. A few miles down the road, he flashes a knife, and we're off. His catch phrase: "Four words. Say them. 'I want to die.' "
Bean, as Hauer did 20 years ago, makes this stock villain more interesting than he deserves to be. Music-video director Dave Meyer, working from a rewritten version of that 1986 script (by Eric Red), repeats the original's infamous tractor-trailer stunt, but adds a few shocks, and makes the violence as graphic as can be. Blood flows and flesh is torn. The editing is snappy, even if the dialogue isn't.
But the payoff doesn't work. Bean, for all his menace, for that wonderful iconic-evil introduction (in silhouette, in the rain) isn't as scary as Hauer once was.
The kids are bland, and whatever moral there was to the tale, about trust and emasculation, is twisted in the film's amoral endorsement of violence (and punishing those who don't take it as a first step) or is tossed aside in a quest for simple "gotcha" moments.
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