My (ex, but very amiable) wife Melissa really enjoyed meeting you at SXSW, she called me as soon as the panel was dismissed! At first she was concerned clients might see her in the "porn room", but in the end she said it was the most interesting panel she attended AND a client DID see her and asked her out for dinner. Fucking thanks. You go and break all the ice with that G rap on "turning pink into green" and now some skeezy suit guy is trying to get the mother of my child to coat his hangdown with tha stanky. WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING PIMP HER OUT NEXT TIME?? Twenty percent is what I always charged...uh, wait...no no, scratch that...twenty percent is what I let her keep
Next year I will have to make more of an effort to venture out there, if for no other reason than to have a few alcoholic beverages with Amelia and Forrest.
-Kevin
PS. I did hear this unsubstantiated rumor about some swag possibly coming my way....
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