Book about Madonna's life

[Shyaruck]

Hi all!
I'm writer from Ukraine, writing book about Madonna's life. What do you know about Madonna? Please, tell me.
Thanks!
WBR, Svetlana Shmidt

[Mr Karl]

now where have I heard that name before?

[Black Spiral Dancer]

I think she's some famous kidnapper or something...

[Toe Cutter]

Fact:
I've seen her breaking off a car antenna in a Kmart parking lot once. She was making a crack pipe out of it. I know because I shared a 20 bag with her in exchange for a blow-job.

[Cafe_Post_Mortem]

Wow...

You gave Madonna a blow job?

[VoldtaEngler]

now where have I heard that name before?

Oh i dunno..could it be the thousand of forums with the same username and message?

[VoltaireBlue]

I know I can't stand her.

[Toe Cutter]

Wow...

You gave Madonna a blow job?

Yeah dude, didn't you know "she's" a tranny?

[cheshire centauri]

wow. this is like a thread i would start as a joke.