Its my responsibility to sue you as an American.Originally Posted by Trotter
Just kidding.
Its my responsibility to sue you as an American.Originally Posted by Trotter
Just kidding.
"James bond never had to put up with this s***" a dear friend of mine said this 2 nights ago, he was losing at strip poker.
When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible but in the end, they always fall -- think of it, ALWAYS. - Gandhi
If I win the lottery I'm having panda for dinner - friend of mine =)
"I'm happy now but I'll always be pissed"
Love that one!
What is best in life?
"To crush your enemies...see them driven before you....and hear the lamentations of the women."
-Conan
"Be the change youu wish to see in the world"
-Also Conan...or maybe Gandhi
Ba ha ha ha. What an excellent juxtaposition of quotes to start my day with. Thank youOriginally Posted by Halcyon
"Thats one evil squirrel" -- Burger King Commercial
you can't dodge your karma.......aliester crowley
don't dogma my karma.........aliester crowley
"So it's my fault you are a criminal"
"Well, thats one theory, the other has to do with Breast-feeding"
David and Peter Paul in Double Trouble (1991)
i was told never to talk to stanger's~now i got no fucking friends!
me as far as i know. xxox
i should realy think for myself~
Religion teaches peace, atheism allows it ~ who said that? why, thats a very good question.
I've freudian slipped and I can't get it up ~ made that one up myself, so pwoud
A wooden leg named smith! ~ yes, you know where thats from. all together now, supercalafrajalistic...
So... I stick it in there and it give you the pleasure. You want come to my room? ~ pick up line a backpacker tried on my friend once. umm... it didnt work.
I can resist anything but temptation ~ oldie, but goody. no idea who to blame.
Sex is natural. Only perverts and gardeners should fight nature ~ are you detecting a pattern here? no idea who said that one either.
RE:
"To crush your enemies...see them driven before you....and hear the lamentations of the women."
That's Genghis Khan.
"Nevermind the mountain behind me, it's just my ass"
thanks, that's my new ******* quote :-)Originally Posted by seeker
Sex is natural. Only perverts and gardeners should fight nature ~ are you detecting a pattern here? no idea who said that one either.[/QUOTE]
OMG that one is the best~
Sex is like air. It's no big deal until you aren't getting any.
"You don't drink, and you've got a poodle tattooed on your ass and a unicorn fucking a dolphin above it."
-some guy describing some other guy I know.
It isn't road rage. I'm going to fuck you up because you're stupid
- Biker T-shirt
"Love is for poets" - Conner Macleod
"only in America would you see an
African-American cowboy with a German car
come to a Vietnamese owned Mexican
restaurant to get Chinese appetizers.... or it was
just the acid really kicking in."
Sorry HK, I had to
No biggie, glad you enjoyed that,Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
I know I did.. but then again blotter makes
everything pretty entertaining and 'shrooms
makes everything look J U I C Y.
"Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.
~Marquis De Sade~
Lust's passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes.
~Marquis De Sade~
Two of my favourites from De Sade as well
as my e-mail sigs for a number of years.
Alas! poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? (Hamlet, V.i)~ Shakespeare
And from "Meditation XVII" of Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions, a 1624 metaphysical poem by John Donne:
"No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were. Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee."
"I am not your mother, I am far too thin." --A Pink Affair
(movie I wrapped on where the lead is a flaming gay guy.)
Swallow or it's going in your eye.
"I heard about Emo kids but had never seen one until recently. I actually laughed and pointed."
Dont sweat the Petty ,,,Pet the sweatty !
Life is like a box of chocolates , all melted and and running together ...
You spend the first two yrs teaching your child to walk and talk and the rest of their lives to sit down and shut up
Heard this one yesterday:
"You mean like when America conquered England in the Civil War?"
United we stand Entangled we lay
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