and i should know this, but...

[tatum radcliffe]

I now have a family of possums living behind my shed. I don't mind them, but I'd rather not have the rodents of unusual size figuring out how to become house pets. Fairly sure they carry rabies too. Anyway, how the hell do I chase them off? I'm pretty sure the Wildlife center is still laughing at the last call I made to them, so I'm putting it off as a last resort.

[Morning Glory]

get a bear to move in.

[mmmcherry]

well honestly id rather have a bear than a possum for a pet... but i think both are pretty dangerous hehe... wildlife control would be my best bet, they showed my mom how to prevent skunks from burrowing under our shed/hot tub/etc... by putting up metal mesh fencing around the bottom edges of the shed and stuff, a little bit under the ground so they couldnt just dig underneath the fence heh... worked for skunks, might work for possums, try it out
and be really careful about letting any pet cats or small dogs out, cause possums can be vicious fuckers!!
(and dont they spray like skunks? i heard that somewhere... im not 100% sure though)

[Mr Karl]

they reproduce real fast

[Bondage Clown]

Move to Issaquah, or get a BB gun

[Toe Cutter]

Get a live trap, catch 'em and drive him to a park and let him go...

That would be the christian thing to do.

[tatum radcliffe]

last night, mom's boyfriend (big burly trucker, just for a visual) took a rake, went outside, and began yelling at the shed. the possum came waddling out making this weird snarl type noise. mom's boyfriend whimpered like a puppy, dropped the rake and ran out the back yard. mom called animal control. they're coming over tomorrow.

[Thistle Harlequin]

possums are native in Australia
opossums are in the US

and they're not rodents they're marsupials.

I think they're totally cute, I'd do the Christian thing too like Toe Cutter said :P

[Mr Karl]

they have forked toungues too

I lived on hornby island for a while, at one time someone thought it would be neat to bring pair to the island, now they have such a problem that they have anual contests to see who can kill the most cause they have that much of a problem with them and they hardly put a dent in the population

they make good eating too

[mmmcherry]

that is FUNNY... big ass trucker runnin from a possum...
but yeah... they are scary hehe... and mean.
and mr karl id love to live on hornby island!!! im so jealous...
actually id rather live on galiano island... ever been there? <3

ps. ive heard possum is greasy... is it? i dont know if i could ever bring myself to eat possum... all i would be able to think is "omg rabies, city possum diseases... no no no!"

[Mr Karl]

everything tastes good when your high....and if your not high why are you on hornby?

[mmmcherry]

hahaaa good point