Dear God Make It Stop

[VoldtaEngler]

Ive had the hiccups for 2 hours straight now. At first it was fine. I laughed about it because I haven't had them in like 2 years. Now my chest is starting to hurt and my throat is getting sore. GAHHH.


Someone give me a remedy that doesn't require myths like sugar and holding your breath. Ive tried it lol.

[mmmcherry]

ugh owww i get hurty hiccups toooo... not fun. mine start to hurt after like 10 mins... you just gotta find something to take your mind off the hiccups...
here, ill let you borrow my baby haha!!

[DeviantMommy]

My friend swears by this technique,I guess it's just part of that unwritten law that whenever you want to show something to someone, you or the person/animal/object stops doing whatever you/they were doing as soon as the person your trying to prove it to appears.

Have someone you know that hasn't witnessed your hiccups yet,approach you..tell them about your hiccups and have them question you about them..Oh yeh? When did you start hiccuping? Where did you get these alleged hiccups? Well..why aren't you hiccuping right now? I want to see you hiccup,c'mon! Show me your hiccups...I don't see any goddamn hiccups!

It always works..it's ridiculous,but it's true. She always used to do it for me when we used to work together..I'd get those painful -type hiccups and start getting kind of panicy that they wouldn't stop. I've seen a few people on tv w/ chronic hiccups..like they have been hiccuping for years and years..and I don't know if I could handle that. She always talked me out of them by forcing me to prove it..and well,you know what happens when you try to prove something to someone. Aww look,watch my dog sing the star spangled banner,he's been doing it all morning! Hey..Fifi,what gives? I said sing the Star spangled banner again not lick your crotch! She'll do it any second now..just wait..

[Bondage Clown]

Hope you don't Smoke.. that hurts...

[VoltaireBlue]

eat a spoon full of sugar or a sugar packet. it works.

[VoldtaEngler]

Hope you don't Smoke.. that hurts...

yea..i was dying everytime i was inhaling last night.

I tried the sugar thing..didnt work for me. So after 3 1/2 hours of non stop hiccups, i dozed off..and woke up without them. Thank god! Now my chest and stomach muscles feel like i did a workout. So achey! lol

[Trotter]

Drink a cup of bleach. youll forget all about your hiccups.

[Mr Karl]

reminds me of the guy from the simpsons

[Velvet-Tongue]

Breathe really deep, not with your lungs but down in the disaphram area.

Exhale.

Try it a few times. it Resets the little hiccup reaction cause by your diaphram spazzing.

[Bondage Clown]

Drink a cup of bleach. youll forget all about your hiccups.

I bet you would.. be sure to mix it with Draino