What have you done, what do you do, what do you want to do to make a scene in public? Do you scream that the red man on the crosswalk lights is following you around the city, flashing you at every street you cross? Have you ever planned on getting a switch and running around the mall giving strangers a spontaneous spanking, hit and run style? How long has it been since you last left the elmo toys in the play centre in compromising positions, then complained to center management that their pornographic displays are neither appropriate or appreciated (while 'subtly' hiding your erection, of course)? Are you really able to resist ravishing your (same-sex) best friend any longer while you stand in the doorway of that church?
Lets face it, this is a den of evil. Let us celebrate each others deviance. What could be more wicked than pissing off those around you?
I like cake.
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