hehe...
he is happy because he has cracked the 15 min of fame per hour land speed record in his butane fuelled sucked-in sled. I mean I've heard of him now and that's lucky for him... actually I like unpopular people so I like him... and ashlee simpson.
he is jumping out of his skin with glee because he realises he has, with a single stroke of his zippo, made a life-time career path for himself where the spoils of his anti-fame will be rich and the annoyance he can cause those who let him is boundless. i don't want to give him too many ideas for free but it is now clear that he can support himself in the manner of the lifestyles of the rich and lamest by pulling off one of the following stunts every 8-12 months:
- melt the ice sculptures of japan
- set fire to anything christo wraps in toilet paper or whatever (good)
- attack the first groundhog to come out of its burrow with a flamethrower Okinawa WWII style
- burn the damned burning man once again (bet he trys)
- overcook the worlds biggest hot-dog
- etc.
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