Richard and his wife saving your site

[Richardhelper]

Hello guys ! This is Richard again ,
Im here again to help you solve the comment spam problem ,I got tons of emails and wasnt able to help all of you but Ill do my best. I am a very nice guy actually, and I want to save the internet world! As I told you I know a lot of spammers because my wife Dosia and I work at a large link spam company.When I saw the blogs , guestbooks and forums full of spammy links I was shocked! I wanted to stop this pest,and I know there is a note book in the office where these techniques are kept secret.Im trying hard to find this secret book.As soon as I find it Ill tell you guys how to prevent the spam comments.Im in danger now guys because my boss will spank me hard for this if he finds out I want to ruin his business!I feel very guilty because these people gave a job for us and we are ruining their business.I know they have a website and they look for links thats why i asked you for a link to their site for me not to feel so guilty and do something good for them too.My wife and I will probably be fired But we are r
eady for this to save you. Thank you guys, dont worry,Ill help all of you.Please believe me and our dream will come true.

From Richard and Dosia with love. icq 454 528 835

[VoldtaEngler]

Define irony: A spammy bot wanting to stop spammy bots.

Its like fucking for virginity..or fighting for peace..or making oatmeal when you want pancakes..

[Exquisite]

mmmm fucking for virginity ... *snickers*

[Donald Rilea]

mmmm fucking for virginity ... *snickers*

Said slogan was found on at least some of the better quality latrine walls in the Republic of Viet-Nam during the unfortunate American adventure there some time back.

Wouldn't be surprised if at least one variant upon that isn't found upon the walls of your better quality latrines on American bases in the Republic of Iraq.

[One Eyed Cat]

So there's a spam mafioso now. We're here to protect you .... FROM US!

JT

[Amelia G]

So there's a spam mafioso now. We're here to protect you .... FROM US!

JT

I always wonder if stuff like Symantec doesn't do virus protection rackets.

[One Eyed Cat]

I always wonder if stuff like Symantec doesn't do virus protection rackets.

It wouldn't surprise me. Besides actual spam, I hate when I'm surfing some site and a pop-up does this pseudo-scan of my comp. For 34.95 we'll take out the shit we either feigned or planted in your comp!

JT

[evilstonermonkey]

what about fuckin' fighting for peaceful oatmeal pancakes? does that make sense? my am confoozd

[Donald Rilea]

So there's a spam mafioso now. We're here to protect you .... FROM US!

JT

Sounds like that old Monty Python sketch, where Graham Chapman's British Army colonel gets a proposition from a couple of mafiosi in pin-stripe suits,"Nice army base you've got here, Colonel. Be a shame if somethin' were to 'appen to it.".

As for this lot, well, they can jolly well do the Big Eff-Off, now, can't they???

[One Eyed Cat]

Sounds like that old Monty Python sketch, where Graham Chapman's British Army colonel gets a proposition from a couple of mafiosi in pin-stripe suits,"Nice army base you've got here, Colonel. Be a shame if somethin' were to 'appen to it.".

As for this lot, well, they can jolly well do the Big Eff-Off, now, can't they???

That was pretty audacious for them to leave an icq number. They probably are being slapped back with more spam than they are "helping" with.

JT

"Well, it's like he says dad. He goes around here and there ... helping like"
Paraphrase: The Mother of Little Alex Dewitt, A Clockwork Orange.

Real horrorshow.

[Donald Rilea]

That was pretty audacious for them to leave an icq number. They probably are being slapped back with more spam than they are "helping" with.

JT


"Well, it's like he says dad. He goes around here and there ... helping like"
Paraphrase: The Mother of Little Alex Dewitt, A Clockwork Orange.

Real horrorshow.

Indeed.

[One Eyed Cat]

Indeed.

I loved the colloquials in that film. A lot of it was russian or basturdized russian. NADSAT. The book has even more.JT