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[kiloutimuk]

Hello

I am really excited. Keep up the great work. Good resources here.

G'night

[Donald Rilea]

Cap'n, Methinks we've a spam-bot here.

[VoldtaEngler]

Cap'n, Methinks we've a spam-bot here.

You learn well young Padawan.

[evilstonermonkey]

kiloutimuk sounds like a drunken kilatomik...

[VoldtaEngler]

*_* pirates are sneaky bastards arnt they

[mmmcherry]

kiloutimuk sounds like a drunken kilatomik...

HAHAA thats what i was thinking too!!! thats funny shit

[evilstonermonkey]

i noticed our new friend the bot is excited. maybe he was at Fucking Machines just before he came here

[VoldtaEngler]

i noticed our new friend the bot is excited. maybe he was at Fucking Machines just before he came here

I think you are thinking about the real kilatomik.

[evilstonermonkey]

Hello

I am really excited. Keep up the great work. Good resources here.

G'night

see?

[Mindgames]

i noticed our new friend the bot is excited. maybe he was at Fucking Machines just before he came here

nope, but he's into weight loss, the new range of at Chrysler and the politics of the former Soviet Union. Sadly those diverse interests haven't given him more of a vocabulary as he always says the same thing despite most of the places he's posted not SPEAKING DA ERNGLEESH.

'Bot finding 101: the google-silly-usernames method'

http://www.google.com/search?num=100...22&btnG=Search

[Donald Rilea]

nope, but he's into weight loss, the new range of at Chrysler and the politics of the former Soviet Union. Sadly those diverse interests haven't given him more of a vocabulary as he always says the same thing despite most of the places he's posted not SPEAKING DA ERNGLEESH.

'Bot finding 101: the google-silly-usernames method'

http://www.google.com/search?num=100...22&btnG=Search

Have bookmarked the search results as to have a better idea of how to research such idiocies(I won't call the 'bot an idiot, as it ain't human and has no decision-making capacity worth the name)in future.

As for this one, I simply checked its public profile, and, when I saw it was emptier than Britney Spears' head on a good day, I figured, "Thar She Blows!!!!"

[Mindgames]

...a better idea of how to research such idiocies

What you often find is that the bot is trying to include HTML or links in the message, which are blocked by half-decent forums leaving a 'pointless' message. By hoofing about the other places they've posted you sometimes find a forum with wonky preferences that allows the code through, so get to see why the bot exists:-

Like me your site much. Me very happy going here.
BUY PILLZ CLICK SEXY MAN!!!!!
Go now telephone back promise very good nice.

(in these cases the bot has the customary Borat accent and a dinksy digital moustache)

Other times it's more complex, where the bot is simply spreading keyphrases that will be drawn upon by a future site in a sideways attempt to play the keyword ranking algorithm at MSN - so you'll get "have you heard of xxxx?" messages without any attempt to embed links, or unusual spatterings of brand names.

[Donald Rilea]

What you often find is that the bot is trying to include HTML or links in the message, which are blocked by half-decent forums leaving a 'pointless' message. By hoofing about the other places they've posted you sometimes find a forum with wonky preferences that allows the code through, so get to see why the bot exists:-

Like me your site much. Me very happy going here.
BUY PILLZ CLICK SEXY MAN!!!!!
Go now telephone back promise very good nice.

(in these cases the bot has the customary Borat accent and a dinksy digital moustache)

Other times it's more complex, where the bot is simply spreading keyphrases that will be drawn upon by a future site in a sideways attempt to play the keyword ranking algorithm at MSN - so you'll get "have you heard of xxxx?" messages without any attempt to embed links, or unusual spatterings of brand names.

Ta' for the further info and tips, MG. Much appreciated.

[mmmcherry]

mannnnn bots are weird :S

[Donald Rilea]

mannnnn bots are weird :S

Not so much the 'bots that are weird, as they're just programmes designed to do whatever their makers tell 'em to do, but the PEOPLE who make and use them-now, THEY'RE weird, or at least greedy, stupid and/or clueless. Take your pick.

[evilstonermonkey]

i choose... i choose... BOTH!
<cue popeye music>
.......wait... what were we talking about again?