and looking for a hot girlfriend.
Any takers?
and looking for a hot girlfriend.
Any takers?
dibs! does this mean youll fly me over?
Are you female? And hot?Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey
i am hot but male. when i peel back the hood there is a lot of thick smelly gel and after i wash it away it reveals an amount of red spots on the penis head itself which in turn perspire a kind of watery substance. I like you Bikerpunk.Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
.............
well that just killed my wood...
erm, i mean, yes to both BP.
onnist.
btw, this thread would be much better suited to the Blue Blood 'personals' section, dont you think?
You know when I'm dunk and looking for a girlfrined, I usually get stuck with dudes too.. don't feel bad Punk, it happens to the best of us.
~K
Jesus tap dancing Herbert Walker Christ you people are sick.
(greases himself up and stagedives naked into a pile of you)
Bikerpunk: love the blasphemy, as it's one of the choicest pieces of such I've seen or heard.Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Just one question: who's Herbert Walker????
George Herbert Walker Bush, another member of the Christ family.
I think he's a second cousin twice removed, or at least that's what they believe in Texas.
Dunno 'bout all Texans believing that Bush the Second's the Anointed One, with a bag of chips, to boot.
Certainly, HE seems to, though!!!! LOL
But he is!
It was on TV, TV never lies?
i saw tv lie once so i stopped watching the news
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
My whole belief system shaken to its very core!
I may go and listern to my MCR tunes and emo out, lol
weeell, you have fun with that. we'll miss you, but i hear ******* is popular so you wont be feeling too lonesome
I was on the tv news once, (or was it twice?) but I ran away before anyone recognised me. Didn't work, though.Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey
As for the TV lying, I was just forced to watch High School Musical 2 (My wife wouldn't change the channel and she controls the remote) and Disney Channel said it was the most anticipated movie of the year. They lied!
I'm having to watch Sci-Fi Channel just to cleanse myself.
y'see, thats the problem with womenfolk. always with the remote stealin.Originally Posted by Black Spiral Dancer
if it wasnt for the sexesing youd almost want to trade them in for a better remote.
Watching HSM 2???? Ow!!! That DOES sound painful.Originally Posted by Black Spiral Dancer
Probably nothing that a few rounds of Sci-Fi Channel viewing couldn't fix, though be careful to avoid Sci-Fi's Original Movies, as they've been known to induce projectile vomiting and acid flashbacks of the Viet-Nam War in small children and house pets.
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