Have you ever gotten a DUI?
I sure did. It was about 5 years ago. My license had been suspended for not paying a speeding ticket and I had just gotten it back. I was out with my friends and offered to drive, as the actual designated driver was smashed. Why you ask? Cause I thought it would be entertaining if he got trashed, so I offered to drive for him. And it was entertaining. It was sooooo entertaining until I got in his car and literally pulled out of the parking spot when the sirens went off. The fucking cops were just sitting there waiting for people to come out of the bar and pulling them over. I went to jail for the night and they confiscated all my belongings cause they could be used as weapons (lacing on corset, could b used for hanging. stilettos, used for killing etc). I bunked with a hooker and they fed us eggs and sausage for breakfast. Being a vegetarian I gave her mine, she scarfed it down like she hadn't eaten in a week. Then I had to go to court and all these classes and a bunch of other shit, spend thousands of dollars, yadda yadda. So I don't recommend it. I have not driven drunk since then. Actually I am not allowed to drive with even the blood alcohol level detected when I have cough syrup. So I am either a designated driver or a drunken passenger nowadays.
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