In light of the Metallica thread, it had to be done.
I'll start. Honestly, my whole life, I've known, that I am Grandpa Smurf. No, not Papa, just Grandpa Smurf, with my piss-yellow suite and all.
In light of the Metallica thread, it had to be done.
I'll start. Honestly, my whole life, I've known, that I am Grandpa Smurf. No, not Papa, just Grandpa Smurf, with my piss-yellow suite and all.
I havent decided yet, but they should have a Bi-Centinial, Chalk Manufacturing, Teddy Bear Making, Clock Repairing, Mass Tele-Marketing, Sheep Counting, Asbestos Breathing, Bizarro Smurf Of Doom.
Seriously though, Ill do a search for their personalities in Detail, and Ill try to answer after.
It has really been a while since I watched the show.
You know what? I think they did actually have a bicentennial smurf. I think it was Handy and Tailor that made all that stuff. And I think Sleepy's got the sheep counting (but not humping done). I was the Mass Tele-marketing Smurf for 3-plus years, so I got that one covered.Originally Posted by BrightStar
I wasnt trying to be rude. sorry if I came across that way. I was just being silly. I have a habbit of doing that.Originally Posted by memorydream
Oh no, you weren't being a Jokey Smurf. I was probably being more sardonic and less sarcastic. I was purely joking.Originally Posted by BrightStar
Oh yeah! Gargamel should just make more smurfs , since he wants them so much. After all, Gargamel had created Smurfette.
Oh , You might like this site.
http://www.smurf.com/homepage.html
I am probably a Mix of them though.
Does that mean you Illegitimate Smurf?Originally Posted by BrightStar
I mean for their personalities, lol.Originally Posted by memorydream
I'm the one smurf who's drunk all the time. Couldn't we have a Transformers discussion instead? ,p
I'm not sure what smurf I am but smurfette better become more damn punk rawk or I am going to take her purty lil blond bangs die them black pierce her nose then.... welll BWAHAHAHAHA the real training begins next thing pappa smurf will be saying is HOLY SMURFSHIT
Another silly idea that is stupid on purpose is : A smurficidal smurf named Franklin McDoveCakes.
Keep in mind that that was intentionally that way.
I'm Trashy Smurfet Bobafet...thanks for asking!
I think Jokey was my favourite, but i was more like Brainy growing up. Yeah, i was annoying as hell. *blush*
Now, i'm more like Smurfette with a few miles on her. Like maybe the other Smurfs would call me Bitchy or Slutty behind my back. Heh.
~Histrionica~
Smurfette, definitly. Not Justbecause everyone calle me that growing up either. Did you ever notice how there is only one Girl Smurf?Even Cookie Smurf and Artie Smurf are both boys (the baker and the artist). There's a Poppa Smurf but no Momma Smurf. Isn't that entirely too odd for words? But then it stands to reason that I'm Smurfette. What a slut!
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Dont forgete about Sassette.Originally Posted by keiko
I forgot about him too. Oh, what a plot device he was...Originally Posted by Belladonna
Yes, they do breed well. And make good eatin', or so Gargamel tells me.Originally Posted by keiko
And Asriel??? Poor little starving pussy...nice switch from the guys I usually meet that are starved for pussy.
It's actually Grouchy Smurf - not grumpy.[/pick-ass nerd]
~Histrionica~
I'm with you on that oneOriginally Posted by KilLAtomiK
Isn't Grumpy that gummybear guy?Originally Posted by Histrionica
Snorks are better, since Michael Bell is a Cast Member, instead of a Guest Star there.************
Snorks, ha. Man, I hated that they were on so God damn early. Why, why why!? Anyway, that reminds me of that Snork porn site. They did have a crossover episode with the Smurfs as I recall. I had to go to bed though, God damn it!
Is there a lonely smurf?
Could be, there certainly is a Dreamer smurf.Originally Posted by Gothickitty
goth smurf?
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