what's the worst pickup line you've heard.......

[malcolm]

that actually WORKED?

everyone's had one-im sure of it. what was the shittiest fuckin lamest ass comeon you've received that gt your panties dropped and gave you a oneway ticket to "i shold'nt have done that"town?

mine was:"you're not gay! if you were gay you'd suck my dick."
sigh-fuckin worked-three times.

[sickybuaaaaa]

"if i were told i only have two hours left to live and were given the option to fuck any woman on this planet, it would've been you"

didn't work though. i ain't that stupid

[malcolm]

somtimes its not a question of stupidity-sometimes its just kind of an "oh yeah?" factor.

[sickybuaaaaa]

uhm i forgot to mention he was also ugly
:P

[Baby_Switchblade]

It didn't actually work, but I had a telemarketer flirt with me to try to get me to donate to the charity he was pushing.
They were sending stuffed bears out to people's homes, they cost $52 each, and if you bought it, not only did you donate to the charity, but you got reeled in for every fucking thing they ever pushed.

Anyway this guy chatted to me about his ex girlfriend and how it went sour, "that's 2 years of my life down the drain.... anyway do you have a boyfriend?"
When I became really incredulous and said I did have a boyfriend, he said "Well imagine, when he's not there, and since I'm not, you'll need to cuddle up to SOMEone... that's where the bear comes in!"

Urgh... psychopath, much?

[malcolm]

oh my.yeah-psycho indeed!

[grebo]

do you want to fuck?
the drunk guy asked about a dozen women and one baby goth said yes

[malcolm]

so how was she,grebo? lol

[evilstonermonkey]

oh, i was great. i always am

[incog]

They are all good if the girls are hot enough.

[Ace]

"You're tall, can I climb you?"

and, worst of them all,

"Is your dad a terrorist, cause you're the bomb!"

I hate downtown Toronto.

[Bikerpunk]

"You're tall, can I climb you?"

and, worst of them all,

"Is your dad a terrorist, cause you're the bomb!"

I hate downtown Toronto.

We all do.

[SyntheticShock]

I can't recall if I ever really had someone lay a funny or lame pick-up line on me, at least not in person. Plenty of them, when guys are just looking to hook-up from the internet though.

[Mr Karl]

"You're tall, can I climb you?"

and, worst of them all,

"Is your dad a terrorist, cause you're the bomb!"

I hate downtown Toronto.

yeah those wouldn't work

[Ace]

"You're tall, can I climb you?"

and, worst of them all,

"Is your dad a terrorist, cause you're the bomb!"

I hate downtown Toronto.

They didn't work, of course...

[Bikerpunk]

The inherent problem with being male is - you have to say SOMETHING.

Imagine me at the Blue Blood con-

"Hi, I've already seen you naked COUNTLESS TIMES on the site, so me asking you to, well, get naked again is PURELY because I respect you as a human being, wish to become spiritually closer to you, and ... er.... fuck. This isn't working is it."

[evilstonermonkey]

"i just wish to see the differnece between photography and real life, from a purely artistic perspective of course. this camera? erm, i need video records for the sake of posterity." no?