post 2 real facts and 1 fake fact about yourself

[KilLAtomiK]

I was once run over by a car and lived with only a few bumps and scratces

I once wore the same pants evry day for a month

My best friend is a jehovas itness



guess wich ones the fake and win a prize

[evilstonermonkey]

the pants one?

~ i own a drum kit, a violin, and a harp
~ despite having lived in new zealand and australia my entire life, not a single one of my gilfriends has been born an aussie or kiwi.
~ my mother, step-mother and step-grandmother are all named julie, and all three of them are scorpios.

[VoldtaEngler]

1: Both of my wrists are broken, and never got them fixed..so they healed broken.
2: I play the lottery everyday.
3: I sleep with my boots on.

Which ones fake?!
p.s. good thread kill!

[VoldtaEngler]

Kill - Fake is Pants
EST - Fake is Girlfriend

Do i win?? :^)

[evilstonermonkey]

actually my one was the instruments - i dont own a harp. all my girlfriends have come to australia from like canadia n other places like that.

is your one the wrists one? i would think, with wrists getting near constant use they would be incredibly painful, and unlikely to heal properly unaided... that sais, ive never broken a bone in my body, so im far from expert

[VoldtaEngler]

Nope.. my fake fact is the lottery.
Both of my wrists healed broken..and yes its still painful but i manage.

[evilstonermonkey]

yowich. no prize for me.

[Exquisite]

1. I have no tattoos
2. I have no piercings
3. I am allergic to hair colour

Ooooh this is fun!

[Bikerpunk]

1) I have three names tattooed in a heart on my wrist.
2) I was employed in a diplomatic capacity with a European royal family.
3) I have slept with someone on this board.

[Bikerpunk]

Ex- the fake one is the hair color. I WIN

[VoldtaEngler]

Exquisite - fake one is no pericings.

Bikerpunk - Fake one is employed in diplomatic capaticty

[Bikerpunk]

Incorrect, VE - the fake one was having slept with someone on this board.

[VoldtaEngler]

Incorrect, VE - the fake one was having slept with someone on this board.

So not true. I have pictures of us in Cancun 2007. You told me you loved me in special ways no other punk has.
Never trust men.

[OliX]

1. I masturbate with my left hand but I'm right handed.

2. I love preparing gulasch for my friends with cat food.

3. I dance crazy good.

[Mindgames]

Olix - if #2 isn't the fake fact you're about to lose a lot of friends... or you're admitting to your friends being cats... either way t'aint good.

1. I stabbed someone in a school play and got away with it.

2. I was dead for 5 minutes when I drowned in a lake as a kid.

3. The last prescription I ever wrote was for Tony Iommi.

[Exquisite]

VoldtaEngler Exquisite - fake one is no pericings.

Voldta wins.
- I am allergic to hair colour and there are only specific kinds that I can use
- Strangely I have no tattoos but I can't settle on a hair colour so having art on me permanently has always been too hard of a decision to make.

OliX
1. I masturbate with my left hand but I'm right handed.
2. I love preparing gulasch for my friends with cat food.
3. I dance crazy good.

I too am going to go with number two ... cuz dood really!

Mindgames
1. I stabbed someone in a school play and got away with it.
2. I was dead for 5 minutes when I drowned in a lake as a kid.
3. The last prescription I ever wrote was for Tony Iommi.

I'm going to pick number 1 ... cuz my teachers wouldn't have believed me if I stabbed someone.

[VoldtaEngler]

Yay i win! hehe.. it was an easy guess though..all the photos ive seen of you ive never seen a piercing ;^)

Olix - Fake one is the Gulash
Mind Games- Fake one is Prescription

[Exquisite]

All the piercings are hidden luv ^^ I don't like myself in the nude enough to get pictures taken of me so ... hence the no seeing.

Although pics in rubber are always fun ^.~

[VoldtaEngler]

oooooh duh. :P

[KilLAtomiK]

yeah it was the pants i was sure it would be absurd yet beleivale enough to fool some people :-/ stoner monkey a winnar is you

[Head Wreck]

I once got bollacked for walking over a minefield to go poke a wrecked tank and walked back without taking any more care than one would walk down the any road

I'm still a Virgin, had plenty of girlfriends, but I've always just taken a slower more cautious approach, so they got bored or i caught them at it with another

I My first scar was across the back of my head needing 16 stitches when i was 18 months old.

[VoldtaEngler]

head wreck..im going to go with the virgin thing. Because well..i'd probably walk over a mind field too, because fate is fate.. if i would get blown up it was destined to be..lol

[KilLAtomiK]

if i was a virgin id walk over a mine field and not care so im stumped

[VoldtaEngler]

if i was a virgin id walk over a mine field and not care so im stumped

Theres a difference between getting lucky and feeling lucky

[Head Wreck]

heh heh heh

[ScissorKitty]

I have webbed feet

Ive gone swimming in the mall water fountain

I have a sexual fascination with transformers


good luck *laughs*

[OliX]

mindgames - 3 is fake
head wreck - 2 is fake?!
scissor kitty - 1 is fake!

about me you guessed right.... 2 is fake

[VoldtaEngler]

mindgames - 3 is fake
head wreck - 2 is fake?!
scissor kitty - 1 is fake!

about me you guessed right.... 2 is fake

I figured it was..because your avatar gave the dancing thing away..and well..who doesnt beat it with the other hand

[VoltaireBlue]

1. I have a cat.
2. I own more than 130 pairs of shoes.
3. I am six feet tall.

[Bikerpunk]

1. I have a cat.
2. I own more than 130 pairs of shoes.
3. I am six feet tall.

I have $5 on #3 being a lie.

[HeadlessBill]

1. I survived unscathed when the house I was in collapsed during the Loma Prieta earthquake in California.

2. I survived unscathed when a tornado hit a mobile home I was in in Alabama.

3. I survived unscathed when the camper I was in was ripped out of the back of a pick-up truck and dumped into a snow embankment next to the freeway we were driving on by blizzard winds in Canada.

[Mindgames]

Mine = #3 - it was for a roadie.

Head Wreck - I'll guess #2. You're too close to Brecon to guess #1
Scissorkitty - stab in the dark at #3 'cos I don't know you yet.
VB - #3 - cos I know you've got a cat, and there's something shoey about ya.

[evilstonermonkey]

scissorkitty - who doestn wanna bang starscream? the grinding of metal, the slippery smoothness of mechanical lubricant... jesus christ, ive got a bumper crop of nightmares for tonight... meanwhile, ima guess number 1 is your fake.

[ScissorKitty]

scissorkitty - who doestn wanna bang starscream? the grinding of metal, the slippery smoothness of mechanical lubricant... jesus christ, ive got a bumper crop of nightmares for tonight... meanwhile, ima guess number 1 is your fake.

I love you for saying that <3 *laughs*

and nope, number 2 is my fake one. I have ducky feet :P

[Head Wreck]

head wreck..im going to go with the virgin thing. Because well..i'd probably walk over a mind field too, because fate is fate.. if i would get blown up it was destined to be..lol

nope

1. I have a cat.
2. I own more than 130 pairs of shoes.
3. I am six feet tall.

I have $5 on #3 being a lie.

I'm with Bikerpunk on this

1. I survived unscathed when the house I was in collapsed during the Loma Prieta earthquake in California.

2. I survived unscathed when a tornado hit a mobile home I was in in Alabama.

3. I survived unscathed when the camper I was in was ripped out of the back of a pick-up truck and dumped into a snow embankment next to the freeway we were driving on by blizzard winds in Canada.

I'm going to go with the tornado being the deception

Mine = #3 - it was for a roadie.

Head Wreck - I'll guess #2. You're too close to Brecon to guess #1
Scissorkitty - stab in the dark at #3 'cos I don't know you yet.
VB - #3 - cos I know you've got a cat, and there's something shoey about ya.

i'm to close to a lot of things here

I love you for saying that <3 *laughs*

and nope, number 2 is my fake one. I have ducky feet :P

oddness. i would have said thats a cert.



as to mine.

It was Sennybridge Training area and We arived Early so after signing in we went for a poke about and walked to a wrecked tank and back to have a poke at it (chieftan FTW!) it was only in the safety brief in farm 1 that we were then told about the danger zones.
we got bollocked for spraying an ex SAS trooper later on in the night head to toe with a full legal limit airsoft from 2 feet away

[Head Wreck]

1. I have no tattoos
2. I have no piercings
3. I am allergic to hair colour

Ooooh this is fun!

i still say this was the best one ever for misdirection, Kudos!

[Black Spiral Dancer]

1. I'm employed by the British Government.
2. I'm a Blonde.
3. I'm allergic to chocolate.

[Head Wreck]

deffo 3. how can anyone be allergic to chocolate :P


jokes aside, 2

[Lady Alias]

Hm. I say Number 1 for BSD.

[Lady Alias]

1) I eat salad with my fingers.

2) I don't get hangovers.

3) I can't tie shoelaces.