I've been persuaded by friends that I really need to get laid.
So I need to meet young women, and frankly, their companionship is teh awesome.
So my choices in terms of trying to find someone are:
1) bars *snrk*
2) eHarmony or some other "we'll help you find your wonderful lapdog to get married to and who will hold your purse while you shop for window treatments" type of site
3) plentyoffish.com, also known as "most bitter human beings in existence"
4) okCupid.
Sigh. That's like being asked if you want to be beaten with a baseball bat, stabbed, dragged behind a truck or given a root canal.
Knowing full well that it's going nowhere, I'm going with #4, but just so I can tell people who nag at my ass to at least TRY to get on with people that I made some attempt.
I can confidently say that if I was a young woman interested in being the "third wheel" in a relationship with a girl who is happy with her life and her man, so NO MEN, but just wants a bit of vertical bacon sandwich on the side, I'd be set. Either that or if I was "Christian and serious about it."
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