Ahh joy - the Vatican has today announced se7en new-and-improved ways a Catholic can enjoy eternal damnation, with the gnashing and the wailing and the constant repeats of General Hospital:-
1) genetic modification
2) human experimentations
3) polluting the environment
4) social injustice
5) causing poverty
6) financial gluttony
7) taking drugs
To be honest I was having far more fun ticking off the old ones. These are a walk in the park for anyone who lived through the 1980s!
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