I'm fat, lonely, ugly and depressed. Broke and fucked up.
Here's to the whiskey sour. It's gangraping my brain as we speak, it and its friends the margarita, and simply raw shots of tequila. That is all.
I'm fat, lonely, ugly and depressed. Broke and fucked up.
Here's to the whiskey sour. It's gangraping my brain as we speak, it and its friends the margarita, and simply raw shots of tequila. That is all.
oh now that's not a good attitude....you need some self confidence hun...most people think thye are fat ugly losers...it's 90% of the time all in your head...you would not believe how much your image can improve with a little self confidence. I've seen people that are physically not that attractive be extremely sexy because they felt they were. You don't know me but I would be willing to bet that there are many people that would agree with what I am saying...the more attractive you feel the more attractive you are to many people. Pardon the typos it's 4am =)
Me too, to a degree... and I'm still up, I bet you're passed out...lucky dog... you prolly wont feel this way when you read my post the next day!!!Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
I'm slightly buzzed... a bit overweight.... a ton lonely... everyone's asleep, here... and most places where I talk to ppl...
I'm depressed... and its not chemical related...
Oh, what it means to be a tortured soul of an artist.
It'll get better, eventually...
Lets hope so anyway.
I'm broke too.
BUT I'll be damned if I'll sell my camera... I'll trade ya though...lol
Yours no doubtedly has less miles on yours....lol
Too many marijuana smokers here. I think my cats and I are perma-contact high.
If I had some weed I would be asleep.
You would sleep well at this houseOriginally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
I bet you're like a million miles away too...
I love weed... I'm nothing if I'm Not a potsmoker...
BUT I've not had much of it for the last yr or so
Get some?Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
I dont trust anyone around here.. we got a program called UNITE where they will pay a person a couple of hundreds for every so many ppl they turn in... and GIVE them drugs to DO with the person TO GET THEM IN TROUBLE...
Anywhere else in the US ... this would be entrapment.
BUT it actually flies here...
To where, and how?
Dunno. I definitely think you should cross the Mason-Dixon thoughOriginally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
Whats that... at this hour dont hold it against me... that it sounds familiar but I cant remember.
Literally: It separates PA from most of West Virginia and a few other southern states. Figuratively: It separates north from south in terms of culture. The rust belt is silly though too. I'd head west.Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
If I could afford it ... I'd SO be gone ... in a heart beat.
Damn, I miss Florida.
I think its more of a melting pot state than NY!!!
that wouldn't work with crack cocaine. each person would turn in a thousand people. by the end of the month everyone in town would be in jail.Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
You never see coke or crack around here unless you ***know*** of someone who brings it in... and they require favors...
The big thing here is pills. OR weed... or drink.
Thats it.
MG, you're right though...
It's the linguistic dividing line between "youse" and "y'all"Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
How are you feeling to day Mr BP?
Great!
Nothing like complete and total inebriation to dissolve a week's bullshit out of the brain.
I have no idea what I'll do when I become alcoholic.
You'll be online more...lol.
With my luck, I'll develop a sex addiction. It'd be like being an alcoholic in Saudi Arabia.
El Oh El
Cheer up, BP.....
i'm growing my fur in just for you, baby;-)
Andrew Wk Fucked Up?
You sure know how to make someone 'perk up'... pun both intended.. and not intended!!!Originally Posted by VampireLily
It's the least i can do.........so what if i have to be the bearded lady for a week or two? After all, we all have a little Carni in us.......
and the midgettes are especially easy to pull back out.
HAHHAHA...GIRL, you must be my twin in a nother life or something!
I could never put things as well as you... or (dare to..) Maybe I will just to hear you trump it!!!
I FUCKIN LOVE THE WAY YOUR MIND WORKS.
We used to be the siamese twins at the turn of the century....
( With me, the reason I like to be bald... is because I love the way it feels during getting pleased... orally, and the needly effect with the grinding sex!!!)
cheer up mate. you could be a lot worse.
PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED *lech*Originally Posted by VampireLily
Actually, that's a pic of Pete Doherty.
A much cooler town...
you seem pretty cool to me, BP. you shouldn't been so hard on yourself..
a town where it always rains blood? lolOriginally Posted by Morning Glory
Oh, I want to live there!!!
BP- Whiskey sour's are amazing are they not? I usually take my whiskey Irish and right out of the bottle though...unless its rye which needs a bit of ginger...and Crown, which needs to be savoured with just a little bit of coke to darken the colour
Sigh...It's hard to believe I've been sober almost a month now...What I wouldn't do for a manhatten...
I should tell the story of the time I had too much rye and chugged a bottle of OE
I'm getting old - I can't drink liquor straight anymore. Acid reflux and all that.
I don't drink at all anymore. It's given me quite a bit of trouble, I'll probably ease my way back into it, but not any time soon.
It def can be more trouble than good....
You like weed?
woot, where's the alcohol-infused pity party?
i'm home alone, i got a bottle and i'm not afraid to use it.
Hey, I was pissed as a cunt when I wrote that first post, yeah?
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