I cant help it... I'm on a joke ROLL!!!

[OrganizedKhaos]

So....

There you are,

Having a

Dinner party.....

Your parents

Are there,

Your in-laws

Are there,

Your boss and

His wife

Are there,

The minister and

His wife

Are there,

You're all

Settling down

For a

Nice relaxing

Evening dinner,

Then


In


Walks


The


Dog....


......


.....


....

...

[Bikerpunk]

That's actually happened. As a stag party present I gave some dude a dong that was like six inches thick and about fourteen inches long.

The dude refused to accept it. The dog found it. She sat there happily chewing it for months.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Thats hilarious!!!

[Bikerpunk]

It disturbed my grandmother no end. But there was NO WAY you were taking that giant rubber cock off the dog. Not unless you wanted to lose fingers.

[OrganizedKhaos]

OFF the dog or AWAY FROM THE DOG, this colours the picture quite differently dont you think?