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[Buster Friendly]

how are you today?

[Ellis]

how are you today?

I am wonderful, thank you. How are your various relations?

[Mindgames]

Dead, but they seem happy about it. Pray tell, how goes the rash? Healing nicely?

[Buster Friendly]

The rash is coming along quite nicely thank you. The flaking is exceptionally prolific in this humidity, I am thinking of gluing the cast off skin together to form sculptures. Do you have any hobbies?

[Bondage Clown]

well yesterday, i decided to start a new hobbie.. but i haven't found any latex body gloves, and midgets are camera shy... hrrmph, got any suggestions?

[shiki]

Have you considered saran wrap and amputees instead?

[Bondage Clown]

well I would have thought that was already done in some form of medium or another.

[Toe Cutter]

I am wonderful, thank you. How are your various relations?

You've been gone quite a while, huh? Well Cheers!

[shiki]

yes it has been a while..by the way what is that smell?

[Toe Cutter]

..by the way what is that smell?

Never mind that. It's just the fridge, it is due for a cleaning.

[shiki]

yes the fridge. of course. where are my manners. by the way...havn't seen your lady for several days...how is she?