Ninjas or Pirates

[karyn]

just thought we needed to get back to the essentials

[malcolm]

pirate ninjas

[Capitán Alatriste]

No, man... there is something better thatn those two and even than those two in one...

just go to my space (http://www.*******.com/alastristes) and find the comment left by a lovely girl on this very same topic... it´s one of the few ones written in english.




SPOLIER down:






better than those two: a Viking

[Layla Von Tear]

ninjas

[evilstonermonkey]

on the issue of pirates being out on the boat: ninjas can swim.
sneakily.
theyll be on board before you can say 'oh shit, weve got ninjas on board.' which wont happen cos youll be dead before you realise you have a ninja problem.

and then theyll do something really cool, like fire your cannons at any other pirate ships nearby, but loadin them with cool stuff like exploding shuriken and angry bears and pirate corpses with catchy slogans painted on their corpsy chests. and since theyre ninjas the cannons will go off in complete silence and your friends in the other boat wont know whats going on until they realise theres a polar bear climbin up the mast and eating the lookout.

so take that, filthy pirates.

PS: dear santa. please for christmas i would like a set of chainsaw nunchakus. your pal, NinjaStonerMonkey.

[Eclipse]

Ninjas all the way!!!!!!!!!!! Fwahahahahahaha we're winning..... well technically it's Pirate-Ninja's but we know it's really the Ninjas :-).

[KilLAtomiK]

boy this thread brings back fond memories of my ealry days here, and for all you guys who voted ninjas and "ninja pirates" wich never existed, are dead to me DEAD!!!!!

[BookOfFaeye]

How about Ice Pirates??????

I went iwth Pirate NInjas... but I sitll think Ice Pirates were cool...

[evilstonermonkey]

ive been searching the head injury theatre website for the picture he painted of a (wait for it) Ninja Cowboy Cyborg Pirate On A Zombie Plesiosaur.

yes. one of those.

[Oil~Boy 26]

And one pirate can take out 30 ninjas, with a cannon.

OB~26

[Oil~Boy 26]

And yes pirates love porn, why do you think we are obsessed with booty?

[KilLAtomiK]

oil boy,knows what hes talkin about

[gothic rose]

i may steal like a pirate
but
trust me
you dont wanna tussel with a down ninjette

[cheshire centauri]

boy this thread brings back fond memories of my ealry days here, and for all you guys who voted ninjas and "ninja pirates" wich never existed, are dead to me DEAD!!!!!

hmm..yeh, whatever happened to tequila zaire, brightstar, adornshadow, nightingale, killerkat and cheinara wraithwalker?

[KilLAtomiK]

hmm..yeh, whatever happened to tequila zaire, brightstar, adornshadow, nightingale, killerkat and cheinara wraithwalker?

i sometimes wonder about were all those people went Tequila always had some very good posts . I think brightstar finaly moved out of his parents house at least i hope he did . Killer kat was a cool dude to, i have him on AIM but he never seems to be online, he had some funny drunken posts not having cheinara around is lame, life sucks without an arch nemesis and her husband was a cool dude to, i assume theyve been busy with their lives lol.

[cheshire centauri]

i sometimes wonder about were all those people went Tequila always had some very good posts . I think brightstar finaly moved out of his parents house at least i hope he did . Killer kat was a cool dude to, i have him on AIM but he never seems to be online, he had some funny drunken posts not having cheinara around is lame, life sucks without an arch nemesis and her husband was a cool dude to, i assume theyve been busy with their lives lol.

do you remember nightingale? he was online here in 2004, some german dude with over 1000 posts (the only people i remember close to this at the time were you, tequila zaire and one eyed cat and brightstar of course!). I think he became a government minister or something. Also mistress jennifer used to be very active on the boards back then. Tequila is sorely missed though, he had a very 'sharp' presence here. morning glory is still here thankfully.

[KilLAtomiK]

Oh snap, i did a search for nightingale and his posts and i rememember him now. Its weird when people just stop posting out of nowhere and you have no idea what happened. not even a goodbye thread or anything

[athenahollow]

arrr, it be a pirates life for me.

[ForrestBlack]

Ninja by day, Pirate by night, or maybe it's the other way around, my schedule is all fucked up.

[keiko]

Damn it i didn't know vikings were an option!

But totally Pirate Ninjas, seeing as how I really can't pick but I think I'd rather be a pirate myself. I couldn't be all mum and go through years of training and being lonely. cause Ninjas are a lonely lot. How often do you hear about a gang of ninjas kicking back and shooting the breeze? You don't. (might have something to do with ninjas not having guns to shoot the breeze with.) Selfless and adhering to a strict honor code and sitting alone int eh dark and wearing feetie pyjamas.

Pirates don't have to work to be pirates, they just ARE. (I couldn't bring myself to make that pun) cool boots, cooler hats, boats, wenches, booze, treasure, pillage and plunder and parties make pirates way more social.

Both are cool, combine the two and have total awesomeness. Hence Pirate Ninjas.

(Rob votes shaolin monks)

~K

[HeadlessBill]

Damn it i didn't know vikings were an option!

But totally Pirate Ninjas, seeing as how I really can't pick but I think I'd rather be a pirate myself. I couldn't be all mum and go through years of training and being lonely. cause Ninjas are a lonely lot. How often do you hear about a gang of ninjas kicking back and shooting the breeze? You don't.

~K

[VoltaireBlue]

all three are lame. I wanna be a mexican wrestler.

[Mr Karl]

Damn it i didn't know vikings were an option!



~K

............trying to imagine a viking-ninja....................................

is that even possible?

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Well, they've done Viking/Red Indians, and Viking/Arabs...

[KilLAtomiK]

its not possible because it never happened ever at any point in history , just like ninjas never had any magic powers that enabled them to run on water or dissapear into thin air case closed

[theUnclean]

El Luchadore Magificio Bestia!

[KilLAtomiK]

the greatest luchador ever is Blue Demon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Demon

[Shattered Running]

I like pirates AND ninjas. (But I have a fondness for the Warrior Cats.)

[Raza]

Dude, old thread.

But pirates, obviously. Now we're one vote ahead again.

[Shattered Running]

Rea-hea-hea-hea-heaaaaaally?
Awwwwl-righty then.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Ninjas would win, because Ninjas have Katanas, and Katanas beat every weapon in the world. It's been debated over on Facebook and the conclusion was that someone armed with a Katana can destroy anyone with any other weapon, including a nuke!