post 2 real facts and 1 fake fact about yourself

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Sorry Unclean, you're wrong as well! I DON'T hate giving Oral Sex. Given half the chance, I'll spend all day on a woman!

[OliX]

OK, here's three things that happened to me today:

1. I won a $100 at the casino.

2. I met God.

3. I ran, or should I say walked away, from the cops and got away with it.

2?

[OliX]

Sorry Unclean, you're wrong as well! I DON'T hate giving Oral Sex. Given half the chance, I'll spend all day on a woman!

damn you! seems you mastered this game.

Ok... Let's try beat you here... one for you

1. I like dogs
2. I like cats
3. I like birds

[Donald Rilea]

Sorry Unclean, you're wrong as well! I DON'T hate giving Oral Sex. Given half the chance, I'll spend all day on a woman!

OK, BSD, so, 1 might be true, but 2 and 3 might be lies, or are they the truth, and why do I smell circuitry burning someplace????

Oh, wait, it's just my circuitry going up again. Oh, well.

[evilstonermonkey]

Next round for me:
1 I don't like anal sex.
2 I don't like giving oral sex.
3 I don't like receiving oral sex.

half a second spent in the erotica forum makes this one an easy question. shame i was so late.

and shedevil: be warned.bikerpunk only chose #1 because if you say hes wrong, he will ask you to prove it

[Bikerpunk]

half a second spent in the erotica forum makes this one an easy question. shame i was so late.

and shedevil: be warned.bikerpunk only chose #1 because if you say hes wrong, he will ask you to prove it

Dude, you are so killing what little "game" I have.

[One Eyed Cat]

OK, here's three things that happened to me today:

1. I won a $100 at the casino.

2. I met God.

3. I ran, or should I say walked away, from the cops and got away with it.

1 (he met 2 fucking shit up in alley in Denver )

[dianadsc]

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channels worldwide. No fancy and annoying ads, just
click on the tv you want and enjoy."

[evilstonermonkey]

you are an annoying ad. choke to death on your own vital organs, you retarded pus-leaking toad rapist, and may your bloated corpse be violated in every possible way when you reach your sulfur-filled destination by both your parents and your filthy siblings. fuck off.

[incog]

you are an annoying ad. choke to death on your own vital organs, you retarded pus-leaking toad rapist, and may your bloated corpse be violated in every possible way when you reach your sulfur-filled destination by both your parents and your filthy siblings. fuck off.

This frightened the real and fake

[evilstonermonkey]

heh. one does what one can

[TheCosmicSheriff]

1. Am supper motivated
2. I love the outdoors
3. I don't eat healthy

[rikosaka]

1) My semi-part time job is making DVD's for a Japanese Indy porn company.
2) A lot of my friends are S/M Queens.
3) I am a masochist submissive male.

[OrganizedKhaos]

1.) I sleep too much
2.) I get violent and black out
3.) I'm a natural blonde

[TheCosmicSheriff]

I say both of you #2 is a lie.

[rikosaka]

For me, #3 is false. I shoot a lot of s/m events here and in Tokyo, so I know tons of S/M Queens, I'm always hanging out with them and shooting at their clubs.

[Black Spiral Dancer]

1. My wife has LEFT and RIGHT tattooed on her wrists.
2. I have the tattoo of a Werewolf Tribe on my back.
3. I have a tattoo of a Wolf Pawprint on my shoulder.

[Mr Karl]

1.) I sleep too much
2.) I get violent and black out
3.) I'm a natural blonde

20 bucks says number 1 is a lie

[OrganizedKhaos]

1.) I sleep too much
2.) I get violent and black out
3.) I'm a natural blonde

Mr Karl, you have twenty bucks coming to you by the payment of Karma's sufficient wallet...lol

Number 3 is the only one thats true.

I like this game...
I'm not very inventive ... well I *could* be... if I tried, I'm more so entertained with the imagination of you other ppl.

[Bikerpunk]

Mr Karl, you have twenty bucks coming to you by the payment of Karma's sufficient wallet...lol

Number 3 is the only one thats true.

I like this game...
I'm not very inventive ... well I *could* be... if I tried, I'm more so entertained with the imagination of you other ppl.

You do know it was 2 real and 1 fake, not 2 fake and 1 real, right?

I feel like 7 Zark 7, chiming in with exposition. I just wanna know where he got his disco gold lame epauletted cloak....

[OrganizedKhaos]

Oops. I guess I missed that one... thanks once again for keeping me straight. I do appreciate it you know... I hope you know.
Cuz I DO appreciate it.

[evilstonermonkey]

1. Am supper motivated
2. I love the outdoors
3. I don't eat healthy

sheriff, i believe #1 is a lie: you are not motivated by your supper.

1. My wife has LEFT and RIGHT tattooed on her wrists.
2. I have the tattoo of a Werewolf Tribe on my back.
3. I have a tattoo of a Wolf Pawprint on my shoulder.

im going to guess #1 for you as well, i think i remember you saying something about a werewolf triber tatt and the wolf paw just sounds very BSD.

and for me:
1) I walk with a limp most of the time,and the weaker side switches constantly (this is not a conscious thing)
2) I have the back of a 40-year old
3) I am a hypochondriac, insomniac and one other thing that ends with -ac that most of you would not have heard of

[Black Spiral Dancer]

1. My wife has LEFT and RIGHT tattooed on her wrists.
2. I have the tattoo of a Werewolf Tribe on my back.
3. I have a tattoo of a Wolf Pawprint on my shoulder.

im going to guess #1 for you as well, i think i remember you saying something about a werewolf triber tatt and the wolf paw just sounds very BSD.

and for me:
1) I walk with a limp most of the time,and the weaker side switches constantly (this is not a conscious thing)
2) I have the back of a 40-year old
3) I am a hypochondriac, insomniac and one other thing that ends with -ac that most of you would not have heard of

Actually, that's incorrect. I have got the "Black Spiral Dancer" tribe tattoo, but not on my back. (Though I do intend to get it done at some point)

As for your's, I'm going to guess #2.

[helcyon]

1. Kylie Minogue said "I don't know who he is... but he's awesome" referring to me on national radio in 1989
2. I imagine I can grow a beard
3. Before the interweb came about I didn't have a job that I liked

[Wynden Nightshade]

1. I can bend myself into contortionist positions
2. I'm a natural blonde
3. I'm an amature MMA fighter

[Wynden Nightshade]

Gonna guess #3 Helcyon for you =)

[OrganizedKhaos]

1. The first guy I gave head to... had one real ball and one that was an implant.
2. My first car wreck included damage to 3 vehicles
3. I have several magazine subscriptions

[OrganizedKhaos]

1. I can bend myself into contortionist positions
2. I'm a natural blonde
3. I'm an amature MMA fighter

I could believe all of those actually,YOU RAWK!!!

[helcyon]

Gonna guess #3 Helcyon for you =)

Sorry WN... Number 3 "Before the interweb came about I didn't have a job that I liked" is actually quite TRUE by and large. Any other guesses? It's now 50/50 between Kylie and the beard.

[helcyon]

1. I can bend myself into contortionist positions
2. I'm a natural blonde
3. I'm an amature MMA fighter

I'm guessing no.2 is the pork pie.

I soooo hope you can bend yourself like you say in no.1 Pleeeeasse be true

[OrganizedKhaos]

I can do a few of them bends... so why couldnt she?

[OrganizedKhaos]

(I included "hick" in my previous statement)

[helcyon]

1. The first guy I gave head to... had one real ball and one that was an implant.
2. My first car wreck included damage to 3 vehicles
3. I have several magazine subscriptions

well.... I'm guessin no.1 is the porky. the other two are too likely to be true. I bet you have a sub to Orchid Fanciers Anonymous at least. If I'm wrong then I didn't know you knew Hitler that... erm... well!

[OrganizedKhaos]

Nope!!! Its Number Three!!!

[OrganizedKhaos]

The first dude I gave head to was during summer school of my sophmore yr... and he didn't have discernible scars... He was involved in a go-kart accident, where he lost one testicle.. and had what he called a 'water balloon' for looks

HE FATHERED 7 KIDS FROM SEVERAL WOMEN last I heard!

[Buster Friendly]

1-I swore that maclom would post again before I did.
2-Make my own mind control devices out of tinfoil, and radio shack parts
3-I am wearing pants.

[OrganizedKhaos]

BF... thats a hard one... I know there will be ppl to hark on that particular statement ... wouldnt YOU?

[evilstonermonkey]

buster: definitely 3.

as for my one, the correct guess was 3. i have a very fucked up body (an abnormally arched spine and other minor but discomforting things that are not visible or obvious until i start complaining about them) due to a few unfortunate occurences during my youth. mysterious aches, inexplicable old scars and recurring joint pains are irritatingly common.

im an occassional insomniac, but far from a hypochondriac - i wouldnt think i was really all that sick if i was vomiting up intestines. and i dont know any other words that end in -ac that dont also have -phili- in them.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Have you been tested for FIBROMYALGIA?

[OrganizedKhaos]

You can always talk to me about pain because **I** UNDERSTAND!!!