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    Default I am cranky

    and being cranky sucks:I

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    Default Re: I am cranky

    I'm cranky too. And bored as fuck!

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    Default Re: I am cranky

    Shall I ask the obvious question as to WHY you are both cranky?

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    Default Re: I am cranky

    Sad, don't be a Cranky McCrankerton! Sometimes naps help, or pills. hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    Shall I ask the obvious question as to WHY you are both cranky?
    Hehe. Several factors I suppose. The point of starting this thread was not in explaing why, I guess. Maybe I just need pity. Or a good lay, or a holiday, or a good ol' banging of my head against some wall.. See? Here I am, being cranky again.

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    Well, I'd offer to help with the laying stuff but I'm way too far away.

    And hideous to look at.

    And socially inept.

    I guess you'll have to bang your head against the wall.

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    Hm, maybe I was a bit unclear. It's simple, actually. I NEED TO GET LAID.

    Maybe I should call this the 'not getting any and pissed off about it' thread.

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    Seriously, Bikerpunk, maybe you'd actually get laid if you were a bit more positive about it. Haven't seen much women who fall for the 'I'm ugly, fat and annoying, will you have sex with me?' line around lately

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    She's gotta be out there somewhere.

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    Yeh, I know her.

    It's fun.

    Though I have to lie to her..

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    I got laid today.........................really good too

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    Thanks for rubbing it in, Mr. Karl.



    YOU GO!!! *thumbsup*

    /drunk

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    someone's got to

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    Okay, now I'm cranky.

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    I LOVE This thread!!

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    Default Re: I am cranky

    i'm only cranky in the morning...... but I am cranky with out fail EVERY morning.........

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    I guess waking you up by singing "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine" will result in a massive bat in the gob....

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    I LOVE This thread!!
    Yes it's a good 'un.

    As I'm single (effectively), motivated, adequate, competent and unfashionably hetro I'm completely willing to have sex with any of the compatible folk in this thread ie. OK, SS, M and sb. Sorry boys.

    Nothing is quite like turning some-one's frown upside-down and being thanked for your efforts at the end. Having just had 3 or so days of this type of activity you can be confident that I'm in practise and very not cranky at all right now

    Plus I'm attractive, popular, insightful, a good dresser, in nice physical condition for my age, a bad-boy, respected, cool, an ace muso, an expert in everything and.... on another continent so little of what I have just said can be verified .

    On the positive side it's going to be very hard for me to harrass and stalk you in an unwanted manner from here .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    I guess waking you up by singing "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine" will result in a massive bat in the gob....
    haha! actually I had an ex that sang that to me one morning as I was making my way to the kitchen..... I flipped him off as I made my tea and gave him the death stare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    I guess waking you up by singing "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine" will result in a massive bat in the gob....

    I would positively kill the person who tried to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
    i'm only cranky in the morning...... but I am cranky with out fail EVERY morning.........

    Likewise. I sometimes wonder what would happen if someone left me a chainsaw by my bed while I'd be sleeping. Bad things would probably happen.

    Me: "Fuck, It's morning again, I'm so gonna kill the first person that crosses my pat... OOOH!"

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    I guess waking you up by singing "you are my sunshine, my only sunshine" will result in a massive bat in the gob.
    I'd probably just laugh, but I am a morning person.

    I'm cranky today though, then again I think most people would be cranky if they had the day I had. Sometimes I hate my job.

    Getting laid would probably improve my mood to though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
    haha! actually I had an ex that sang that to me one morning
    Hence, "ex"


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    Once I actually get someone horizontal by some incredible stroke of luck or circumstance, I do quite alright for myself, according to the people I've ended up with.

    It's the "getting there" that's the problem.

    Maybe I should buy "Ice Dogg's guide to macking the bitches" or something.

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    Unfortunately sex is not always a cure for my crankiness. Sometimes the cause.

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    Speaking of being cranky though, can someone tell me WHY churches still ring the damn bells every fucking hour!!!!!!! I live about 30 seconds away from this church (you can see how evil it is) and every fucking morning starting at 7 the damn bells start a ringing. WHY?????? And I don't really know much about church but isn't the purpose of the bells to signify the time? Like, 7 chimes would mean it it's 7 o clock? If so then why at 7 o clock does this damn bell go off like, 25 times?
    Ok, I'm done now...but can you see why I'm so cranky?

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    yes, yes I can. I'm just cranky cause football season is back and everyone parks down our street - I couldn't even get into my driveway. Add to that extra shifts, noisy neighbours yelling at all hours and the complete absence of a sex life.

    Maybe you should make up a dating resume Bikerpunk - you know references from ex's about things you're good at (ratings out of 10 or something) if nothing else it would make her laugh, though from what I hear the last thing you want in a situation like that is for the girl to start laughing at you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilly
    Maybe you should make up a dating resume Bikerpunk - you know references from ex's about things you're good at (ratings out of 10 or something) if nothing else it would make her laugh,
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=h3C5jXHkvdE

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystoo
    And I don't really know much about church but isn't the purpose of the bells to signify the time? Like, 7 chimes would mean it it's 7 o clock? If so then why at 7 o clock does this damn bell go off like, 25 times?
    Ok, I'm done now...but can you see why I'm so cranky?
    you should go and ask,

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    mystoo, if it helps at all, the extended ringing of the bells at a church usually indicates the beginning of some ritual or another. yeah, i know, it doesn't help.

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    Here's a thought....

    church bells offer the same function as Islamic calls to prayer from the minarets. People don't object to the former, but the latter, absolutely.

    Why?

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    Because most people ARE Christian, or are so deeply influenced by it to might as well be. But, since it's some OTHER religion that's doing it. Well, we can't have that, now can we, eh?

    Plus, Most People Are Dicks.

    P.S. I'm sure most Muslims and Muslim-Equivalent feel the same way toward our bells as we do to theirs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    Here's a thought....

    church bells offer the same function as Islamic calls to prayer from the minarets.
    People don't object to the former
    , but the latter, absolutely.

    Why?
    I OBJECT!

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    Well, that's because you're weird.

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    Awwww..you think I'm weird?

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    Of course.

    But I luff them wierd peoples, so you is ok.

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    where is that church anyway?

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    That church is downtown Guelph. ON. My friend took that picture and some weird shit went down with his camera causing the 666 you see.
    Pretty freaky shit if you ask me.

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    been to guelph once........didn't like it

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    Hahaha...wow, I'm really surprized.
    It fucking sucks dude. Three was a time when it was great, but it's being overrun by univerity students. Since you no longer need to complete a grade 13 or OAC to get into university, any old twit can get in now. And there are many a twit to be found around these parts, let me tell you.
    Also, they've expanded the city so much we are practially a suburb of Toronto, so there goes that hometown feeling.

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