as we all know everybody love's a good joke,and i love to learn new one's,so please,if ya think ya know a good one tell it.I got one,you might have heard it,but fuck it:
a guy(newfie) walk's down a beach and meet's
a woman with no arm's or leg's and start's a
conversation with her,hour's go by and things
seem to be going well when she say's it's been
a long time since she's felt a man's touch and
ask's him if he'll hold her, he say's "of course",
to that she say's "i have'nt been kissed for so
long,would kiss me?",he agree's and give's her
a passionate kiss,she almost go's insane with
lust and screams "fuck me,fuck me, i wanna
be fucked", so he grab's her and throws her
in the water and say's"now your fucked"!
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