'allo!

[One Eyed Cat]

Welcome. Do you ever play the spin the globe/point at map and go game? You'd love it if not.

[vampyrdraven666]

best thing Taco Bell ever did was put bacon on a taco.

sounds like you have ADOS(attention deficit...oooh shiny!)

wow, thats lame when i type it. it is much better when spoken. X)

[vampyrdraven666]

How dare you people even attempt to mention Veggie Bacon, get off my board!

tastes like plastic
i used to be vegitarian. i couldnt handle the lack of real bacon. and the whole blood thing was controversial as to being true vegitarian.

[SyntheticShock]

Welcome Anna! This is what happens when you mention bacon to these people. I don't like bacon unless its burnt to a crisp.

[Head Wreck]

welcome

[JonQ]

tastes like plastic
i used to be vegitarian. i couldnt handle the lack of real bacon. and the whole blood thing was controversial as to being true vegitarian.

Sorry, just had to reread that. A veggie vampyr?
Only once have I ever heard of such a thing...

Count Duckula!

"He won't bite beast or man...coz he's vegetari-an.."

Thank goodness I have a background in the classics, eh?

[JonQ]

Welcome to the Blood!

Mmmm....oh...and bacon is nice too.

[DJ Bat]

Go with Smart brand veggie bacon instead. It's vegan; Morning Star isn't.

What kind of a pussy eats fake meat that is made from animal products? I say if you are going to do it, then go all the way. shit or get off the pot.

Been there done that - Vegan diet is not a good idea for the human body. Did it for 3 years or so, even on tour which was a nightmare in most towns. You'll also be missing dairy which is pretty important plus no cakes, cheesecakes, quesadillas, etc... fuck that -

Also I stay away from Smart Brand... twice the sodium in their stuff usually.

Oh crap.. derailing from bacon...

[JonQ]

Oh crap.. derailing from bacon...

Hehe...I think we have largely derailed Anna's whole 'hello' with bacon.

Sorry Anna

[Rockwulf]

tastes like plastic
i used to be vegitarian. i couldnt handle the lack of real bacon. and the whole blood thing was controversial as to being true vegitarian.

Just when I think you've buried the tard meter in the red as far as it would go...

[Ajax Knucklebones]

hello

Jesus, Karl, we're all in a recession here. Stop trying to show us how rich you Canadians are by buying a new hat avatar. You should be ashamed.


OH FUCK! DID SOMEONE SAY BACON!?!?!?!

[vampyrdraven666]

Sorry, just had to reread that. A veggie vampyr?
Only once have I ever heard of such a thing...

Count Duckula!

"He won't bite beast or man...coz he's vegetari-an.."

Thank goodness I have a background in the classics, eh?

well i figured i wasnt actually eating people so i could be. then i gave in to bacon. yeah, i was so medicated back then.

[Tinman]

im with headless bill!

mmmmm nice!

welcome, pull up a rasher

[VoltaireBlue]

Bacon Hitler Welcomes you.

haha! dude, where do you find this shit?

[Rockwulf]

I am the undefeated world champion of Internet.

[vampyrdraven666]

yeah, i tend to do that. whatever though, i'll finish off a 20oz stakes like a goblet of blood....i mean water........

[Anna Evans]

Welcome to the Blood!

Do those come in black?

[Anna Evans]

Welcome. Do you ever play the spin the globe/point at map and go game? You'd love it if not.

Sometimes. Usually I play the "hey, this cool person lives here GO!" game.

[Anna Evans]

Welcome Anna! This is what happens when you mention bacon to these people. I don't like bacon unless its burnt to a crisp.

Obviously, it was definitely the way to go with the opening thread.

[Anna Evans]

best thing Taco Bell ever did was put bacon on a taco.

sounds like you have ADOS(attention deficit...oooh shiny!)

wow, thats lame when i type it. it is much better when spoken. X)

I sounded it out in my head, it made me giggle.

[Anna Evans]

welcome

hello !

[Anna Evans]

Hehe...I think we have largely derailed Anna's whole 'hello' with bacon.

Sorry Anna

It's okay, bacon is clearly awesomer than n00bs.

[Rockwulf]

yeah, i tend to do that. whatever though, i'll finish off a 20oz stakes like a goblet of blood....i mean water........

Are you making puns now or just too stupid to type?

God damnit I hate you.

It's enough to make me put down my zombie killing gear and go "vampire hunter"

[Rockwulf]

Sometimes. Usually I play the "hey, this cool person lives here GO!" game.

It's a fact, all the cool people live in Philly.

[Tinman]

If u went vamp hunting u could look up that 44yr old crazy lol

[DJ Bat]

Sorry, I guess for this thread, this was my way of saying Hi Anna!

So without any more delay:








and of course, Bacon on a cat.

[vampyrdraven666]

Are you making puns now or just too stupid to type?

God damnit I hate you.

It's enough to make me put down my zombie killing gear and go "vampire hunter"

so you're still choosing to hate me. why? because i'm different? wasn't your country settled because of religous intolerance? what makes this any different, man?

[JonQ]

It's okay, bacon is clearly awesomer than n00bs.

Well, bacon is forever**, whereas n00bs are only n00bs until you get to know them.

Fortune cookie wisdom aside, I shall continue trying to come up with legitimate reasons to get you flying over to good old Blighty.

** unless you count an individual bacon butty in which case it has an extremely limited lifespan - I refer to bacon in it's broader sense.

[Rockwulf]

so you're still choosing to hate me. why? because i'm different? wasn't your country settled because of religous intolerance? what makes this any different, man?

Because you said 20oz stakes...

And yeah, that may be how the country was founded but that was 200 hundred years ago by people that didn't know their ass from India and burned girls as witches.

Now we're one big mess of intollerant fuckyoumanship. Ain't it great?



NOTE: I just coined the word "fuckyoumanship" it is awesome and it is copyright 2009 Rockwulf.

[JonQ]

And yeah, that may be how the country was founded but that was 200 hundred years ago by people that didn't know their ass from India and burned girls as witches.

That just reminded me of:

We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. - Bill Murray Stripes

[OliX]

Another sad case involving bacon happened today.

Guy killed his dog because he stole his bacon

[DJ Bat]

Two possible criminal acts also involving bacon:

[Anna Evans]

It's a fact, all the cool people live in Philly.

Nuh uh, I live in DC.

I do visit Philly frequently, though. My next longish trip is in March.

[Anna Evans]

Sorry, I guess for this thread, this was my way of saying Hi Anna!

So without any more delay:








and of course, Bacon on a cat.

I laughed so hard at the pig made of sausage. yay!

[Anna Evans]

Well, bacon is forever**, whereas n00bs are only n00bs until you get to know them.

Fortune cookie wisdom aside, I shall continue trying to come up with legitimate reasons to get you flying over to good old Blighty.

** unless you count an individual bacon butty in which case it has an extremely limited lifespan - I refer to bacon in it's broader sense.

I think existence is a good excuse to travel. So really, lack of plane tickets is the only thing that ever keeps me in one spot.

[Anna Evans]

Another sad case involving bacon happened today.

Guy killed his dog because he stole his bacon

what the hell? that's awful!

[Anna Evans]

wtf is that thing?

[Rockwulf]

Looks like a strip of bacon in a bloody mary, but I could be wrong.

[Rockwulf]

[Anna Evans]

bahaha! I'm stealing that. It is sheer excellence.