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    Default So. Would you go?

    Its 9:30 and someone tells you to come meet them in some parking lot.
    You barely know this person and its late at night,not super late but it
    is dark out now.
    Would you go?

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    OMG! It's dark out!?!?!?! Don't...go...outside!

    Fuckin' bot looks like the frontman for "The Cure".

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    Suddenly I feel social anxiety and fear of dark at the same time. WTF?

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    Default Re: So. Would you go?

    a parking lot meet and greet? sounds like a drug deal. id call the cops. then drive to somewhere nearby and watch what happens.

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    after i grab my brass knuckles........jittes (it's a type of trunction that looks like a sai), balisong, metal cane, and bowie knife I'm down for whatever. they better have some weed though.

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    Only if its for quickie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SyntheticShock
    Only if its for quickie...
    Agreed. Nothing better than a good parking-lot bang with someone you barely know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SyntheticShock
    Only if its for quickie...
    Quote Originally Posted by LeilaHazlett
    Agreed. Nothing better than a good parking-lot bang with someone you barely know!
    Care to meet me in the Walmart parking lot after 9?

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    whos the person? are they hott?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KessM
    whos the person? are they hott?
    This thread is from a spam-bot. You know that, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
    This thread is from a spam-bot. You know that, right?

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    But... I don't have any friends. Suspicious!

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    'tis okay, most of my friends are bots anyways.

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    Only if it was you JohnBN cause I have a mexican necktie for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Bat
    Only if it was you JohnBN cause I have a mexican necktie for you.
    epic. havent heard that term in ages,man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Bat
    Only if it was you JohnBN cause I have a mexican necktie for you.
    I always thought it was called a "Columbian necktie"....The "forbidden" necktie, your final necktie, the last necktie you'll ever have.

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    No, I think it's Mexican necktie.
    Colombian necktie doesn't have as much of a badass yet ghetto sound to it as mexican does..........It's like mexican standoff, dirty sanchez, Tijuanna bible and ofcourse, Tijuanna donkey ride. (okay I made the last one up but still)

    they wouldn't sound as good as like oh say........colombian standoff, Raunchy raul, Colombian bible and Coke Mule lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolm
    No, I think it's Mexican necktie.
    Colombian necktie doesn't have as much of a badass yet ghetto sound to it as mexican does..........It's like mexican standoff, dirty sanchez, Tijuanna bible and ofcourse, Tijuanna donkey ride. (okay I made the last one up but still)

    they wouldn't sound as good as like oh say........colombian standoff, Raunchy raul, Colombian bible and Coke Mule lol
    Dirty Sanchez sounds bad ass to you, huh? More like smells like a bad ass.

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    lol too true

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    Uh, TJ donkey ride is a real thing. It's when you attend a donkey show, grab your beer, don a sambraro (cowboy hat will work if the sambraro isn't available) and hot on the back of the donkey mid show.

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    It never fails to amaze me how people can fabricate a shocking sexual act around a newly coined phrase, when the barrier is removed to pretend not to know what it is.

    The Singaporean Doughnut Factory. GO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanmbailey
    Uh, TJ donkey ride is a real thing. It's when you attend a donkey show, grab your beer, don a sambraro (cowboy hat will work if the sambraro isn't available) and hot on the back of the donkey mid show.
    so..... how'd you get them to let you wear a cowboy hat, nathan?

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    The Singaporean Doughnut Factory? Dude, that is just plain disgusting! You sick, sick man!

    Oh, and I had the sambraro. They made the exception for my girlfriend at the time, but I think they just wanted to see her tits bounce up and down on top of the donkey instead of just the chick under the donkey's. Either way, it was still only an 8 second ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanmbailey
    The Singaporean Doughnut Factory? Dude, that is just plain disgusting! You sick, sick man!

    Oh, and I had the sambraro. They made the exception for my girlfriend at the time, but I think they just wanted to see her tits bounce up and down on top of the donkey instead of just the chick under the donkey's. Either way, it was still only an 8 second ride.
    was there cake afterwards?

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    Default Re: So. Would you go?

    It's Columbian neck tie because Columbians did it. Nuthin to do with what sounds better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morning Glory
    It's Columbian neck tie because Columbians did it. Nuthin to do with what sounds better.
    well, i guess you must be right seeing as there's no "lol" in front of or behind what you said and that is the internet rule of truth.

    Does'nt mean there isn't a mexican necktie though.

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    Don't forget yugo necktie

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    No no no, it's the Yugoslavian bowtie.

    And there is always cake afterwards.

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    I was drunk on tequila - it's columbian necktie - I think the other was a mexican tittie twister but again, it could still be the tequila talking.

    PS - I hate tequila.

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    One tequila...

    Two tequila....

    Three tequila....

    FLOOR!

    Mexican Tittie Twister? Is that where the chick turns into a vampire, bites your dick off, and sucks all your blood out? Then again, I might be mistaken from watching From Dusk Til Dawn the other day.

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    I only go out when it is dark...
    I'd be more scared if someone called me up at midday to meet the for lunch!

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