If you were battling zombies, you would . . .

[drewblood]

1. the knife-dildo thing from the movie Se7en


2. “Love Hurts” -Nazareth


3. Gary Busey

[OrganizedKhaos]

Oh man, I love it when hot chicks geek out.

And thanks, I'm as big of an Ash-hole as you're likely to find, as you might have guessed.

You DO know its the geek chicks that are the closet freaks

[OrganizedKhaos]

hm..i think that will work..

That looks like something the KY coal strip miners would use....

I'm proud to me a coal miners daughter...

[evilstonermonkey]

1. those hardcore blades from resident evil!

you mean Alice's kukhri? very nice. i was actually talking about this with a friend of mine the other day, we were debating whether a machete, a katana or a kukhri would be best when the zombie holocaust occurs.

[Senior_Diablo]

That looks like something the KY coal strip miners would use....

I'm proud to me a coal miners daughter...

ky?!...oh, ok..i see..lol

[helcyon]

1. EITHER

A Russian fighting robot...



OR

The world's biggest spud gun...



2. Zombie Girl - Go Zombie (obviously)

3. Meg

[Senior_Diablo]

idk who meg is..but it looks like shes packing a barrett .50 cal..nice lol

[OrganizedKhaos]

ky?!...oh, ok..i see..lol

I'm glad that made you happy.

He's been a coal miner since I was about six, and is STILL a coal miner.
He *ahem* acquired a blasting cap,(mind you, not the explosive, just the cap) and decided to throw it into our bonfire, to scare the hell out of us, IT MAKES A LOUD NOISE!!!!!

The practical joke backfired, because it blew up our bonfire, pelting our blankets with firey chunks.
Thankfully none of us got burned... but it WAS a close one.

[Senior_Diablo]

I'm glad that made you happy.

He's been a coal miner since I was about six, and is STILL a coal miner.
He *ahem* acquired a blasting cap,(mind you, not the explosive, just the cap) and decided to throw it into our bonfire, to scare the hell out of us, IT MAKES A LOUD NOISE!!!!!

The practical joke backfired, because it blew up our bonfire, pelting our blankets with firey chunks.
Thankfully none of us got burned... but it WAS a close one.

did he say "i thought it was a good idea at the time"? lol

[Bikerpunk]

You know what the last thing you hear before a redneck dies is?

"Hey y'awl, watch this!"

and before another redneck dies?

"HAW SHUCKS AW COULD OF DUN THAT!"

[Amelia G]

did he say "i thought it was a good idea at the time"? lol

I love using the Magnificent Seven rationale often.

[Senior_Diablo]

I love using the Magnificent Seven rationale often.

you love it long time?

[TheCosmicSheriff]

1 Custom SW speeder bike with blades on the front and splatter guard.
2. After the Flesh-TKK
3. Mr Ferlie from three's company so he can karate chop them bad old zombies

[inox]

1.) That gun that Marvin the Martian had...or a Black Pack from Lexx (I like melee combat more than the next guy, but this seems like the best possible time for a disintegrate effect.)
2.) "We've Only Just Begun" by the Carpenters (That song makes me want to shoot things under normal conditions. It would up my h8.)
3.) Supergirl

[inox]

For Black Packs, see this starting at 7'20" into it, when they are fired at a door.

[MisticMandy]

1) An AK47, with enough ammo to last.

2) 'Seven Nation Army' - White Stripes.

3) Woody Harrelson/Chris Redfield/Wesker. (Fuck Yeah!)

[Raza]

- An Amulet of Undead Turning. I'd 'recruit' my own zombie squad, and sew and bolt improvised weapons and spiky armor onto them so that they'd sweep the floor with ordinary zombies and would-be heroic survivor cops alike, all the while looking incredibly awesome.

- Marilyn Manson - Running to the Edge of the World. A zombie outbreak is a good start, but the walking dead lack finesse. Somebody will have to seek and destroy pockets of organized resistance to guarantee that humanity stays down, and this is just the song to do it to.

- Alice from the American McGee game; a charming lolita with an attitude to suit the challenges ahead. We'll work on her hair and outfit.

[RazorCandi]

Haha this is a great topic!

1. make up - not really a weapon but I suppose to zombies a make over would be pretty deadly
2. The Disrupters - The Evil Dead
3. Hatchet Face from Cry Baby

[Cafe_Post_Mortem]

Weapon - It really depends on the kind of zombie you are fighting but over all that automatic shotgun thing looks like fun.
Music - November Rain from guns and roses. Seriously guys, slow motion montage, how can that be wrong?
Sidekick - Sure I was thinking Ash, Alice, or one of the other famous zombie killers, but you know what? Everyone else in their movies dies. I want to live so I am gonna say Alicia from the House of the dead movie. Why? Well, someone besides her survived, She is good with swords and guns and kung fu, cause she went to fencing school, and her career survived an Uwe Boll film. After that a zombie apocalypse is a cake walk.

[RazorCandi]

Music - November Rain from guns and roses. Seriously guys, slow motion montage, how can that be wrong?

LOL!!!! this would be pretty epic.

[IrishKraut3891]

1. Homemade flamethrower; there's just something satisfying about using a weapon you created yourself.
2. "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden; one of my favorite Maiden tracks ever.
3. Brock Lesnar just because it was the first person that came to mind. :P

[Skeletal LU[s]topia]

1. Frying Pan with nails through it, nothing more satisfying than fighting zombies in a melee battle!
2. Power Rangers Theme Song
3. That fat, strange acting Lightsaber kid from youtube

[MissCheviousTess]

Yes, I have to admit this thread is hilarious
1. Probably good Katana or Tsurugi and some throwing knives
2.Depending on the mood- Hardknox Attitude, Rob Zombie Superbeast or Rosemary's Baby
3.Saya from the Last Vampire

[Register666]

welll...
my thread isn't great enough to post only one fuckín coment?
and this shit here has so masny coments?
this fuckin blames! :-(
what a shit is this here?
zombies and what woukd do to defeat em...
well, maybe i won't stay on bb anymore... :-(

*PURE SH!T I READ HERE!*

[Raza]

Shh, you're spilling bitterness.

Your thread was all about butts and boobs and stuff like that. The problem with sheer sexual appreciation is that it communicates very poorly to people not equally aroused - an obstacle that's been the bane of desperate horny men since the dawn of mankind.

Zombies are fun, and this thread engages posters by letting them be the star of their imagination for a moment. You should try starring your own fantasies once in a while. It helps in identifying goals to become a more interesting person.

Anyway, you can't compare response counts like that; there's far too much randomness involved to judge how well people appreciate you on that count alone. It's the kind of thing depressed people do, and purely self-defeating.