What is your favorite expression for drunk?

[Amelia G]

What is your favorite expression for drunk? I am a fan of snockered because it sounds fun.

[morbid_lady]

smashed
pickled
tanked
headin for the rubarb (he's gonna puke)
shit faced
wrecked
pissed
hammered
toasted

[Amelia G]

Ooh, never heard headin for the rubarb before!

[morbid_lady]

"hold on'er newt, he's headin for the rubarb" is accually a very common saying in my circle of friends.

what can i say i'm from a very small town, and hangout with drunkin hicks....

[Amelia G]

I've gotten plastered in upstate New York, but I don't know that they have rubarb there.

[adorn_shadow]

Headen for the rhubarb (lettuce) can mean about to drive of fthe road too.
You can use almost any noun + ed as an expression for being ansolutely Trashed.
Wheeled
Plastered
Floored
Tanked
Gone
Tickled Pink
Pickled Tink

[One Eyed Cat]

FUBAR - fucked up beyond all recognition
debauched
liquored up
sloshed

OEC

[killerkat]

1.bamboozled
2.fucked the hell up
3.fuck you.....im drunk
4.dancin' on the sidewalk

probally a few more goin' round here........tis the season...eh!

[Trinette]

I like:
"I'm really fucked up"
OR
"I'm feeling a bit buzzed" ... Usually followed by, "Sorry"

[BeautifulCorpse]

Juiced!

[TheWalkingGlitch]

In increasing degrees of drunkenness...

Inebriated,
Wasted,
Plowed,
Done,
Stick a fork in 'im, he's done,
...and eventually, Praying to the Procelain God

I also generally seem to refer to anyone drunker than myself as Drunky McStaggerton or similar.

[CorporateGoth]

"Cheezed" (even tho it really lends itslef to Stoned more than drunk)
"Having a long conversation with Mr Daniels" ( No matter what I'm drinking)
"Sterilizing Emotional Wounds"
"Praying to Bacchus"
"Tore up"
"Getting Irish" (I am Irish so I'm allowed)
"Bushwhacked" (Only when I'm drinking Bushmills)
"Upside down"
"Grabbing the grass to keep from falling off the earth"( thanks grandpa!)

[PaulCat]

Ratted - Rat Arsed
Bimble (i've got a friend who only seems to be able to manage this one word when she's ratted,)

and for the Red Dwarf fans among us...

I feel a Jackson Pollock coming on!

PaulCat

[Raina]

tipsy
torn up
wrecked
tanked
shit - faced
etc ......

[sheramil]

i like the traditional Irish expression "a drop of the necessary".


They speak of my drinking, but never of my thirst.
- Brendan Behan

[postcoital]

There is no drunk over here. Rather two states: Fine and Passed out

[Nightingale]

Blue.

[Sceptic_Messiah]

Bladdered
Lathered
and FUBAR

[bre.star]

What is your favorite expression for drunk? I am a fan of snockered because it sounds fun.

thats so cute its my favorite one ive read so far

[Nightingale]

I've always taken Tickled Pink to mean someone is amused.

[Muzz]

Plastered
Shit faced
Easy (haha)
Basted
Drizzunk

[KilLAtomiK]

fucked up
ahogado

[acelightning]

"frunk". or, if even more so, "bling frunk". (i'm just an old-fashioned girl...)

[jbk]

shitfaced, trashed, wasted... *thinks of some others*...

[CorporateGoth]

Ohh Ohh Ohh...heard a good one today...

Getting my glow on!!

[HellDragon]

"Drunk is feeling sophisticated, when you can't say it."
(sorry, I cannot remember who actually said that).
For reasons best told in a Long Story(tm), I get a thick Scots brouge when I get very drunk. Therefore, when I do so, my friends refer to it as me "drinking myself Scottish."
I am also a lover of absinthe, and due to a large quantity of it in one night, followed by hallucinatory escapades in the woods, me drinking is also referred to as "Chasing the green faerie."

[nyar]

call me old fashioned but I 'll stick with just plain old DRUNK-
of course some times you can add Fuckin'- so its fuckin' drunk-
the next step is just- fucked up!!

[nyar]

I am also a lover of absinthe, and due to a large quantity of it in one night, followed by hallucinatory escapades in the woods, me drinking is also referred to as "Chasing the green faerie."

Absinthe?- I ordered a case before- and was always waaaaay to fucked up to hallucinate- or enjoy any hallucinations-
I was drinking Sebor- what'd you have?

[HellDragon]

Absinthe?- I ordered a case before- and was always waaaaay to fucked up to hallucinate- or enjoy any hallucinations-
I was drinking Sebor- what'd you have?

*thinks reeel hard*
Um...I dunno what I had that particular night...check the ppm thujone content before you order. Mari Mayans is good, as is *dammit* there's some other stuff that has wormwood at the bottom (LOL The thought just occurred to me - "Like goth yogurt!"), and i think it's called either "Absinthe King" or "King Absinthe."

[ravenofdeath]

personally im more for Hammered or Shit Faced but thats just me.LOL.

[nuentoter]

Immaciated
tanked
gangked
sloshed
hammered
willowed
kiss the floor "as in, im gonna go try and kiss the floor""

[Wickedanima]

The English have a beautiful word for drunkeness.

Pissed.

[karyn]

driving the porcelain bus

[BrightStar]

Zogged, although Im not sure if thats the word Im thinking of. **

[Macabre_Dreams]

I like smashed, myself, since I'm usually "smashing" into something when I'm drunk.

[LrdSatanas]

slammed and nailed to the fucking wall (gatta love the south)

[Knight of Spades]

i like plain old "phuct" it slurrs nicely!

[MikeCreep]

tossed / pissed

[hewhoisagod]

Sloshed
Shitfaced
Impervious
Phukt
Inebriated is kinda fun too.

[Vaughn]

What is your favorite expression for drunk? I am a fan of snockered because it sounds fun.

"Amelia'd"

Heh heh...