Ok- we have the "movie star you would sleep with" thread- but I'd like to know what celeb(not just movie stars) would you most like to whack? torture? slap around a bit? (Im guessing there'll be a few Paris Hiltons on this list)
and once again-
I want to know WHY!!!
AND
HOW would you do whatever you would do?
(I don't mean "with a smile on my face")-
I'll start with my entry-
Julia Roberts- She epitomizes, for me, all the "Im-good-looking(even though shes nothin special)-but-can't-act" actress' out there- shes thier queen-
I'd probably start by making her watch all her movies like malcolm from "clockwork orange" while I sodomized her with her academy award. If she somehow survived, I'd dress her in her pretty woman outfit and put her out on the street- she wouldn't make it through the night.
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