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    Yep, I'm sitting next to my sailor.

    We just got done checking out of a hotel on the beach. There was a bag pipe choir staying there, too, so we got free concerts.

    On the bad side, something is really really wrong with my left foot, and I can barely walk on it. If I walk on it for more than 10 minutes, I start to cry. I might need crutches, but I have no money for the doctor. :| Damn you, life.

    Oh, and I have about 8 blisters on my feet, but I got to walk around the Harry S. Truman! (Jesus, that ship is huge.)

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    KilLAtomiK's Avatar Ceci n'est pas une pirate
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    welcome back its nice to see my arch nemesis is still kicking but what kind of a traitorous sailor is he to be shacking up with a ninja

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    killerkat's Avatar Malice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
    welcome back its nice to see my arch nemesis is still kicking but what kind of a traitorous sailor is he to be shacking up with a ninja
    i agree,haha

    see maybe ,just maybe we can get along.....maybe not........haha....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KilLAtomiK
    welcome back its nice to see my arch nemesis is still kicking but what kind of a traitorous sailor is he to be shacking up with a ninja
    Everyone knows that ninjas have like sneaky sexy charisma +1348703987413174.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
    Yep, I'm sitting next to my sailor.

    We just got done checking out of a hotel on the beach. There was a bag pipe choir staying there, too, so we got free concerts.

    On the bad side, something is really really wrong with my left foot, and I can barely walk on it. If I walk on it for more than 10 minutes, I start to cry. I might need crutches, but I have no money for the doctor. :| Damn you, life.

    Oh, and I have about 8 blisters on my feet, but I got to walk around the Harry S. Truman! (Jesus, that ship is huge.)
    Welcome back I'm glad you caught your ship *Lips keep moving as he disappears into a cloud of smoke. Oops, my katana!

    OEC

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneEyedCat
    Welcome back I'm glad you caught your ship *Lips keep moving as he disappears into a cloud of smoke. Oops, my katana!

    OEC
    SEE, OEC IS A NINJA. I win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
    SEE, OEC IS A NINJA. I win!
    They already know I'm a high seas scoundrel tho too.

    OEC

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneEyedCat
    They already know I'm a high seas scoundrel tho too.

    OEC
    A hybrid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
    A hybrid!
    I'm like a one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store
    I'm like a one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store
    Well, I can look at you and tell you ain't no child no more
    OEC

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    everyone knows cats are a Ninja animal - they sneak around, Suddenly freeze into unrealistic poses for no apparent reason, commit acts of casual ultra-violence on anything that moves nearby...

    and yet...


    everyone KNOWS anyone with only one eye must be a pirate...


    Welcome back, my Queen. As always, my sword, knives and various thrown implements are yours.

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    Glad to have you back and so sorry to hear your ailing,
    but now you have your man, and soon you will be sailing.

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    Arrr the ninja queen is back to get her revenge on pirates ehh. well I welcome ye back and accept your challenge.
    Quote Originally Posted by Azekiel
    everyone knows cats are a Ninja animal - they sneak around, Suddenly freeze into unrealistic poses for no apparent reason, commit acts of casual ultra-violence on anything that moves nearby...
    I see then I think I might be able to help you. You see, your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia.
    Absence of interest in his ambiance, what we vets call, "environment."
    Failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli, a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird, to be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome. The suburban fantasy, angst. Call it what you will.

    In a way, in a way. "Moping", must remember that. Now then what's to be done? Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?

    Well, I can diffidently say that your cat badly needs to be confused.

    Confused, to be shaken out of its state of compliancy. I'm afraid I am not personally qualified to confuse cats but I can recommend an extremely good service.

    "Confuse a cat limited"

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    Welcome back!

    **

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    Devil13, I dispise you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azekiel
    Devil13, I dispise you.

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    It is good to be back, my subjects.

    Prepare for pirate slaughter.

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    23*'s Avatar Stranger than fiction
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
    It is good to be back, my subjects.

    Prepare for pirate slaughter.

    your foul kind is both outnumbered & ougunned.

    plus... KiLAtomiK is soooo much cooler than you

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    Quote Originally Posted by 23*
    your foul kind is both outnumbered & ougunned.

    plus... KiLAtomiK is soooo much cooler than you
    Oh snap.

    But I'm a ninja. And a queen.

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    23*'s Avatar Stranger than fiction
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    dont be sad...you're super-cool too!
    glad to have you back, glad that you have your boy back home too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 23*
    your foul kind is both outnumbered & ougunned.

    plus... KiLAtomiK is soooo much cooler than you
    you're so wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
    Prepare for pirate slaughter.
    the exaggerations of Ninja abilities were started by the Ninja themselves as a deterrent to outside interference. The demonstrated prowess of the Ninja as warriors, as well as the fact that they were such a closed and uncommunicative society, combined to create an opportunity for them to exaggerate their own skills and surround themselves with an eerie cloak of mystery. It is very easy to be frightened of something that is not understood. Thus, this frightening and supernatural mystique was born.

    see she's all talk

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil13
    the exaggerations of Ninja abilities were started by the Ninja themselves as a deterrent to outside interference. The demonstrated prowess of the Ninja as warriors, as well as the fact that they were such a closed and uncommunicative society, combined to create an opportunity for them to exaggerate their own skills and surround themselves with an eerie cloak of mystery. It is very easy to be frightened of something that is not understood. Thus, this frightening and supernatural mystique was born.

    see she's all talk
    You'd do well to keep quiet about things you know nothing about.

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    Kunoichi - A female Ninja
    Female ninja were classified as part of the kamae of sui (water) and were cultivate to manipulate energy through preying on increased feelings of emotional satisfaction; like the ocean, they would draw out, only to come back, like a wave at riptide, in unexpected ways. these women, or kunoichi as they were called, were given special training in psychological skills and intuition. Taught to manipulate men high-up in the enemy hierarchy, they were known to conceal blades inside musical instruments and sex toys.
    dubbed laughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil13
    Kunoichi - A female Ninja
    Female ninja were classified as part of the kamae of sui (water) and were cultivate to manipulate energy through preying on increased feelings of emotional satisfaction; like the ocean, they would draw out, only to come back, like a wave at riptide, in unexpected ways. these women, or kunoichi as they were called, were given special training in psychological skills and intuition. Taught to manipulate men high-up in the enemy hierarchy, they were known to conceal blades inside musical instruments and sex toys.
    dubbed laughter
    A favored weapon was the bladed fan. That, I have to admit, is a nice little idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil13
    Arrr the ninja queen is back to get her revenge on pirates ehh. well I welcome ye back and accept your challenge.

    I see then I think I might be able to help you. You see, your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia.
    Absence of interest in his ambiance, what we vets call, "environment."
    Failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli, a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird, to be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome. The suburban fantasy, angst. Call it what you will.

    In a way, in a way. "Moping", must remember that. Now then what's to be done? Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?

    Well, I can diffidently say that your cat badly needs to be confused.

    Confused, to be shaken out of its state of compliancy. I'm afraid I am not personally qualified to confuse cats but I can recommend an extremely good service.

    "Confuse a cat limited"
    Nah. The wonders never cease for a one eyed cat burps

    OEC

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    Good to see that youre back, kiddo.
    To settle this;
    Vikings side with the ninjas, because they see the pirates as a weaker version of themselves. Weakness must be destroyed.

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