Originally Posted by
Rockwulf
I'm not sure what year it was but I'd finally decided I was too old to trick or treat and decided to give out candy instead. I dressed all in black, not an inch of skin exposed, and had on a glow in the dark skeleton mask.
I set out a folding chair in front of my house and pinned a note on my shirt that said "Only take one please" which of course is the universal sign for "hey you little scumbag kids, come dump this bowl of candy into your bag and run".
Then I slumped down in the chair in a very "dummy made of newspapers" like way and waited, motionless. Then when kids came up to get some candy, I'd wait until their hand was almost in the bowl before jumping up and roaring at them.
It was hillarious. A lot of times I scared more parents than kids. But one really little girl pissed herself all over my sidewalk in terror.......that's my fondest halloween memory.
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