So, I was at work today, and these two guys came in, then one guy says: "how are things going?" so I say, "alright, but you see that asshole over there? *points* he just fucked up my kick-ass sweep job on the floor." -guy "*talking to his friend* so it's his job." -me "what?..." -him "so do you have any other jobs lined up?" -me "yeah, I'm going to be at the hospital, as a trasport/hired assasin." -him "have you been to church lately?" -me "*confused stare*..... godammit."
Seriously, where do they all come from?! Thats the third one this month! I used to enjoy it, you know, when they ask you to join the circle with them and pray, and you don't know what else to do, so you say "alright", then you start praying "... HEAR ME! LORD BEZELBUB!..." and by that time they usually walk away, and don't turn back... that, or spray you in the face with holy water and scream in ancient hebrew. Either way, it gets annoying, please tell me I'm not the only one dealing with this onslaught of religious fanatics.
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