this is kinda funny....
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.
The old man stared.Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock, just wondering if you were my son."
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